Rodman drunk, vomited, defecated all over Koryo Hotel in NK

[FBM]

He always seemed to have serious mental health issues...

You've just described about 80% of Ratz.

I may have issues, I've never shat out of the bowl while drunk, even when stone blacking out drunk.

You're young yet. You can dream.

[Svartalf]

I'm not stalinist enough to visit NK.

[FBM]

No worries. If you train well and keep a positive outlook, you can shit all over yourself right at home!

[Svartalf]

I prefer to do it somewhere where somebody else will have to do the cleaning

[FBM]

I prefer to do it somewhere where somebody else will have to do the cleaning

I'll bet Rodman expected his NK comrades to clean this particular event out of the press releases, too.

[Clinton Huxley]

I don't wish to sound conceited but I've never shat in a hallway.

[FBM]

Of course not. You would call it a "corridor".

[Audley Strange]

Dennis Rodman, a staunch supporter of human rights (as long as that human is him) was clearly engaged in an elaborate and escalating act of "dirty protest" again Kim Jang Jong's liberal policies.

[Faithfree]

He was probably just applying the "When in Rome ..." advice.

[mistermack]

It's just as well he was on his best behaviour.

A friend of mine was in the Guards regiment, in the UK. A very posh, elite regiment.
A very cultured lot.
He was drinking in the famous Queen's Hotel, in Cheltenham, during the Gold Cup horse-race celebrations.
He was with an equally posh guardsman friend, who was well sozzled.

He said his friend asked the barmaid, ever-so politely, ''excuse me, could you tell me where the gentlemens' toilet is?'' and she replied ''of course, go out through the door at the end, turn left, and it's at the end of the corridor''.

He said, in his really posh voice, ''good lord, that's much too far'', and just calmly pulled his dick out, and pissed against the bar.

They then just wobbled calmly out of the front door. Barmaid and drinkers just gobsmacked.
The queens is one of the top hotels in Britain.