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by mistermack » Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:33 pm
It's just as well he was on his best behaviour.
A friend of mine was in the Guards regiment, in the UK. A very posh, elite regiment.
A very cultured lot.
He was drinking in the famous Queen's Hotel, in Cheltenham, during the Gold Cup horse-race celebrations.
He was with an equally posh guardsman friend, who was well sozzled.
He said his friend asked the barmaid, ever-so politely, ''excuse me, could you tell me where the gentlemens' toilet is?'' and she replied ''of course, go out through the door at the end, turn left, and it's at the end of the corridor''.
He said, in his really posh voice, ''good lord, that's much too far'', and just calmly pulled his dick out, and pissed against the bar.
They then just wobbled calmly out of the front door. Barmaid and drinkers just gobsmacked.
The queens is one of the top hotels in Britain.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.