Rodman drunk, vomited, defecated all over Koryo Hotel in NK

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Re: Rodman drunk, vomited, defecated all over Koryo Hotel in

Post by FBM » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:21 am

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JimC wrote:He always seemed to have serious mental health issues...
You've just described about 80% of Ratz. :whisper:
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Re: Rodman drunk, vomited, defecated all over Koryo Hotel in

Post by Svartalf » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:24 am

I'm not stalinist enough to visit NK.
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Post by FBM » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:41 am

No worries. If you train well and keep a positive outlook, you can shit all over yourself right at home! :D
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Post by Svartalf » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:42 am

I prefer to do it somewhere where somebody else will have to do the cleaning ;)
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Re: Rodman drunk, vomited, defecated all over Koryo Hotel in

Post by FBM » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:59 am

Svartalf wrote:I prefer to do it somewhere where somebody else will have to do the cleaning ;)
I'll bet Rodman expected his NK comrades to clean this particular event out of the press releases, too. :spock:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:32 am

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Post by FBM » Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:34 am

Of course not. You would call it a "corridor". :hehe:
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Post by Audley Strange » Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:42 am

Dennis Rodman, a staunch supporter of human rights (as long as that human is him) was clearly engaged in an elaborate and escalating act of "dirty protest" again Kim Jang Jong's liberal policies.
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Post by Faithfree » Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:12 pm

He was probably just applying the "When in Rome ..." advice.
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Re: Rodman drunk, vomited, defecated all over Koryo Hotel in

Post by mistermack » Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:33 pm

It's just as well he was on his best behaviour.

A friend of mine was in the Guards regiment, in the UK. A very posh, elite regiment.
A very cultured lot.
He was drinking in the famous Queen's Hotel, in Cheltenham, during the Gold Cup horse-race celebrations.
He was with an equally posh guardsman friend, who was well sozzled.

He said his friend asked the barmaid, ever-so politely, ''excuse me, could you tell me where the gentlemens' toilet is?'' and she replied ''of course, go out through the door at the end, turn left, and it's at the end of the corridor''.

He said, in his really posh voice, ''good lord, that's much too far'', and just calmly pulled his dick out, and pissed against the bar.

They then just wobbled calmly out of the front door. Barmaid and drinkers just gobsmacked.
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