Why are dumbfucks allowed to work in morgues?

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Why are dumbfucks allowed to work in morgues?

Post by Lozzer » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:35 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-14275271
A 50-year-old South African man woke up inside a mortuary over the weekend and screamed to be let out - scaring away attendants who thought he was a ghost.
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South African 'corpse' wakes up

Post by Atheist-Lite » Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:53 pm

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/african-corpse ... 06551.html

South African 'corpse' wakes up

.A 50-year-old South African man thought to be dead woke up in a chilly morgue on Sunday and shouted to be let out, scaring off two attendants who thought he was a ghost, local media reported.

"His family thought he had died," health spokesman Sizwe Kupelo told the Sapa news agency.

"The family called a private undertaker who took what they thought was a dead body to the morgue, but the man woke up inside the morgue on Sunday at 5:00 pm and screamed, demanding to be taken out of the cold place."

This caused two mortuary attendants on duty to flee the building in the small town of Libode in the rural Eastern Cape as they thought it was a ghost.

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Post by Feck » Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:57 pm

Was it Dries sleeping off a bottle or two of brandy ?
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Re: Why are dumbfucks allowed to work in morgues?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:04 pm

A little late, Crumple. Threads merged. Nice story though. :tup:
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Post by Atheist-Lite » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:26 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:A little late, Crumple. Threads merged. Nice story though. :tup:
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Re: Why are dumbfucks allowed to work in morgues?

Post by Gallstones » Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:08 am

What was he on? :what:
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Re: Why are dumbfucks allowed to work in morgues?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:09 am

Gallstones wrote:What was he on? :what:
A gurney, I understand. :hehe:
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Re: Why are dumbfucks allowed to work in morgues?

Post by Robert_S » Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:42 am

So THIS is what's really wrong with necrophilia.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: Why are dumbfucks allowed to work in morgues?

Post by Geoff » Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:49 am

Robert_S wrote:So THIS is what's really wrong with necrophilia.
Well yeah, you've obviously got to make sure they're dead first.
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Re: Why are dumbfucks allowed to work in morgues?

Post by FBM » Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:59 am

Geoff wrote:
Robert_S wrote:So THIS is what's really wrong with necrophilia.
Well yeah, you've obviously got to make sure they're dead first.
"First, make sure he's really dead."
*bang!*
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Re: Why are dumbfucks allowed to work in morgues?

Post by Animavore » Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:57 pm

Geoff wrote:
Robert_S wrote:So THIS is what's really wrong with necrophilia.
Well yeah, you've obviously got to make sure they're dead first.
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Re: South African 'corpse' wakes up

Post by devogue » Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:01 pm

Crumple wrote: they thought it was a ghost.
For fuck's sake. :roll:

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