A 50-year-old South African man woke up inside a mortuary over the weekend and screamed to be let out - scaring away attendants who thought he was a ghost.
Why are dumbfucks allowed to work in morgues?
Why are dumbfucks allowed to work in morgues?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-14275271
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South African 'corpse' wakes up
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South African 'corpse' wakes up
.A 50-year-old South African man thought to be dead woke up in a chilly morgue on Sunday and shouted to be let out, scaring off two attendants who thought he was a ghost, local media reported.
"His family thought he had died," health spokesman Sizwe Kupelo told the Sapa news agency.
"The family called a private undertaker who took what they thought was a dead body to the morgue, but the man woke up inside the morgue on Sunday at 5:00 pm and screamed, demanding to be taken out of the cold place."
This caused two mortuary attendants on duty to flee the building in the small town of Libode in the rural Eastern Cape as they thought it was a ghost.
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South African 'corpse' wakes up
.A 50-year-old South African man thought to be dead woke up in a chilly morgue on Sunday and shouted to be let out, scaring off two attendants who thought he was a ghost, local media reported.
"His family thought he had died," health spokesman Sizwe Kupelo told the Sapa news agency.
"The family called a private undertaker who took what they thought was a dead body to the morgue, but the man woke up inside the morgue on Sunday at 5:00 pm and screamed, demanding to be taken out of the cold place."
This caused two mortuary attendants on duty to flee the building in the small town of Libode in the rural Eastern Cape as they thought it was a ghost.
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Re: South African 'corpse' wakes up
Was it Dries sleeping off a bottle or two of brandy ?
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Re: Why are dumbfucks allowed to work in morgues?
A little late, Crumple. Threads merged. Nice story though. 
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Re: Why are dumbfucks allowed to work in morgues?
I'm losing my edge, here. Here's one that got away.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:A little late, Crumple. Threads merged. Nice story though.
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What was he on? 
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Re: Why are dumbfucks allowed to work in morgues?
A gurney, I understand.Gallstones wrote:What was he on?
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Re: Why are dumbfucks allowed to work in morgues?
So THIS is what's really wrong with necrophilia.
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Re: Why are dumbfucks allowed to work in morgues?
Well yeah, you've obviously got to make sure they're dead first.Robert_S wrote:So THIS is what's really wrong with necrophilia.
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Re: Why are dumbfucks allowed to work in morgues?
"First, make sure he's really dead."Geoff wrote:Well yeah, you've obviously got to make sure they're dead first.Robert_S wrote:So THIS is what's really wrong with necrophilia.
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Re: Why are dumbfucks allowed to work in morgues?
Awkwaaaaaard!Geoff wrote:Well yeah, you've obviously got to make sure they're dead first.Robert_S wrote:So THIS is what's really wrong with necrophilia.
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Re: South African 'corpse' wakes up
For fuck's sake.Crumple wrote: they thought it was a ghost.
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