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Post by Adenosine » Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:55 am

We win. In Queensland the Liberals are so fucking dysfunctional they've had to merge with the Nationals to form the LNP. And now, not only have they picked Brisbane's ex-Mayor to lead them (thus passing over all the hopefuls that have already been elected), they've put up the CEO of the Queensland Scripture Union as a candidate for state Parliament. Some of you may have heard of him, Tim Mander, NRL referee.
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Post by Santa_Claus » Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:21 am

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:06 pm

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:08 pm

redunderthebed wrote:
Seth wrote: dumb motherfuckers with prudish tendencies.
Yeah its called....

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They are dumb motherfuckers something we both can agree on and i suspect they don't come much dumber than the victorian branch.........although they do share your maniacal hatred of socialism. :smug:
That's probably because you are a misogynist, and hate children and puppies.

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Post by redunderthebed » Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:27 am

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Seth wrote: dumb motherfuckers with prudish tendencies.
Yeah its called....

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They are dumb motherfuckers something we both can agree on and i suspect they don't come much dumber than the victorian branch.........although they do share your maniacal hatred of socialism. :smug:
That's probably because you are a misogynist, and hate children and puppies.

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Post by Durro » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:12 am

Adenosine wrote:We win. In Queensland the Liberals are so fucking dysfunctional they've had to merge with the Nationals to form the LNP. And now, not only have they picked Brisbane's ex-Mayor to lead them (thus passing over all the hopefuls that have already been elected), they've put up the CEO of the Queensland Scripture Union as a candidate for state Parliament. Some of you may have heard of him, Tim Mander, NRL referee.
There's got to be something drastically wrong when they have to draft in an unelected "leader" who has to sit in the public gallery during parliament. Surely the dearth of political talent and public presentability should be ringing alarm bells within the LNP ? I can foresee the Labor Party campaign now...the LNP is a one-man show who may not even get elected, while we have a team that got you through Cyclone Yasi and the statewide floods. And to court Tim Mander of the far right fundy group, the Scripture Union ? The right is going further right, into the hands of the fundies and the left are chasing them there. We have an atheist Prime Minister who has backed away from that stance and labelled herself as a non-practising theist of some flavour to try to win more of the religious right.

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So I'd say, be prepared for more dysfunctional politics catering to the loony fringes.

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Post by Adenosine » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:16 am

Spot on Durro.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:32 am

Yep. Dumb fucks.
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Post by Durro » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:46 am

Seth wrote:Yeah, maybe I won't visit Australia, it's evidently full of socialists AND dumb motherfuckers with prudish tendencies.
Nahhhh, Australia has an area of over 7.5 million square kilometres and a population of only some 22 million, so with only about 3 people per square kilometre, we've got plenty more room for socialists and dumb motherfuckers with prudish tendencies. We're by no means full.

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Post by Durro » Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:14 am

Adenosine wrote:Spot on Durro.
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Post by JimC » Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:00 am

Fucking aresholes!

Fuck the Liberal Party, and it's tired grab for "family values"
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Post by Ronja » Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:17 am

JimC wrote:Fuck the Liberal Party, and it's tired grab for "family values"
My brain just did a back flip, and that hurt. I think I dislocated my left posterior parietal cortex. 'Liberal... grab for "family values" ' - like WHAT?! :?
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Post by JimC » Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:19 am

Ronja wrote:
JimC wrote:Fuck the Liberal Party, and it's tired grab for "family values"
My brain just did a back flip, and that hurt. I think I dislocated my left posterior parietal cortex. 'Liberal... grab for "family values" ' - like WHAT?! :?
Our Liberal Party are tories in disguise...
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Post by Durro » Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:42 am

Our "Liberal Party" is equivalent to the USA's Republican party or the UK's Conservatives.

Our "Labor Party" is supposed to be left of centre, but is creeping further and further to the right. They're supposed to be similar to the USA's Democrats or UK Labour Party (or perhaps that should be Social Democrats?)

Our left wing semi-major political party now is the Greens, a once environment policy-only party which has seemingly filled the vacuum of left wing politics left by the Labor party, but without the association with the Unions. They're advocates of freedom of speech and equality and social justice. But they're still a minority party.

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