I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki..

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Post by Santa_Claus » Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:51 pm

Bit of a stuck up f#cker, don't know what his religion is nor whether his family background supports his attitude. But some sort of culturally appropriate insult would be nice.

But Paki would do.
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Post by Svartalf » Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:15 pm

tell him he's sikh 'if he really is, you should already know, big beard and turban and all), or just rajiv him, or ask him if he got the job from affirmative action like most other pariahs (or maybe say harijan instead of pariah, even real dalits find that one so patronizing the managed to change the word to "dalit")...
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Post by maiforpeace » Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:29 pm

If they are stuck up, it shouldn't be difficult to offend them in a variety of reasons that has nothing to do with their race.
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Post by stripes4 » Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:39 pm

Just say he's got no nob. That works with most men, I think.
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Post by Pappa » Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:46 pm

You could ask him if he's a member of one of the lower castes. :dunno:
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Post by Svartalf » Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:57 pm

call him one, and using the offending version of the term... but (unless that's his actual name), just rajivving him ought to do it
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Post by tattuchu » Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:04 pm

If he gets shirty with you, say, "Don't have a cow, man." :tea:
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Post by egbert » Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:45 am

Santa_Claus wrote:Bit of a stuck up f#cker, don't know what his religion is nor whether his family background supports his attitude. But some sort of culturally appropriate insult would be nice.

But Paki would do.
Instead of resorting to racism, why not just ignore him?

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Post by redunderthebed » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:27 pm

Your a bunch of cheating cunts at cricket. :dance:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:31 pm

Call him English. :coffee:
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Post by FBM » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:43 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:Call him English. :coffee:
Ouch.
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Post by FBM » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:45 pm

Maybe just start explaining how to use toilet paper instead of his left hand...
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:46 pm

FBM wrote:Maybe just start explaining how to use toilet paper instead of his left hand...
Actually, it's a smooth stone held in the left hand. I learned that one "in the field" you might say.
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Post by FBM » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:51 pm

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FBM wrote:Maybe just start explaining how to use toilet paper instead of his left hand...
Actually, it's a smooth stone held in the left hand. I learned that one "in the field" you might say.
Mmmm...check on that. We're talking India, not the Middle East. :zilla:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:53 pm

FBM wrote:
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FBM wrote:Maybe just start explaining how to use toilet paper instead of his left hand...
Actually, it's a smooth stone held in the left hand. I learned that one "in the field" you might say.
Mmmm...check on that. We're talking India, not the Middle East. :zilla:
They have Muslims in Pakistan I hear. The Quran specifies that method.
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