I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki..
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I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki..
Bit of a stuck up f#cker, don't know what his religion is nor whether his family background supports his attitude. But some sort of culturally appropriate insult would be nice.
But Paki would do.
But Paki would do.
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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.
tell him he's sikh 'if he really is, you should already know, big beard and turban and all), or just rajiv him, or ask him if he got the job from affirmative action like most other pariahs (or maybe say harijan instead of pariah, even real dalits find that one so patronizing the managed to change the word to "dalit")...
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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.
If they are stuck up, it shouldn't be difficult to offend them in a variety of reasons that has nothing to do with their race.
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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.
Just say he's got no nob. That works with most men, I think.
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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.
You could ask him if he's a member of one of the lower castes. 

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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.
call him one, and using the offending version of the term... but (unless that's his actual name), just rajivving him ought to do it
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If he gets shirty with you, say, "Don't have a cow, man." 

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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.
Instead of resorting to racism, why not just ignore him?Santa_Claus wrote:Bit of a stuck up f#cker, don't know what his religion is nor whether his family background supports his attitude. But some sort of culturally appropriate insult would be nice.
But Paki would do.

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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.
Your a bunch of cheating cunts at cricket. 

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Call him English. 

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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.
Ouch.Gawdzilla wrote:Call him English.
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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.
Maybe just start explaining how to use toilet paper instead of his left hand...
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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.
Actually, it's a smooth stone held in the left hand. I learned that one "in the field" you might say.FBM wrote:Maybe just start explaining how to use toilet paper instead of his left hand...
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Mmmm...check on that. We're talking India, not the Middle East.Gawdzilla wrote:Actually, it's a smooth stone held in the left hand. I learned that one "in the field" you might say.FBM wrote:Maybe just start explaining how to use toilet paper instead of his left hand...

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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.
They have Muslims in Pakistan I hear. The Quran specifies that method.FBM wrote:Mmmm...check on that. We're talking India, not the Middle East.Gawdzilla wrote:Actually, it's a smooth stone held in the left hand. I learned that one "in the field" you might say.FBM wrote:Maybe just start explaining how to use toilet paper instead of his left hand...
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