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JimC
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by JimC » Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:32 am
JimC wrote:Dasein wrote:maybe it's your stringy sentences.
I got nothin'. hardly buzzed t'all. just kind of happy to hear that bird again, springtime brings odd creatures, where do they go all winter? I have realized that I don't like lasagne. in fact, I hate pizza too. I'm not really that fond of spaghetti either.
Whatza matta, you no lika da good fooda!
I would like to apologise to all those of Italian descent for my unforgivable lapse into ethnic stereotyping...
I want someone to whip me...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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Dasein
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by Dasein » Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:37 am
JimC wrote:Dasein wrote:maybe it's your stringy sentences.
I got nothin'. hardly buzzed t'all. just kind of happy to hear that bird again, springtime brings odd creatures, where do they go all winter? I have realized that I don't like lasagne. in fact, I hate pizza too. I'm not really that fond of spaghetti either.
Whatza matta, you no lika da good fooda!
I do like spinach calzone. and baked artichoke hearts with parmesan. but when is that an option? never! :pissed: ain't got nothing against Italians, only their bastardized food.
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The Curious Squid
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by The Curious Squid » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:01 pm
JimC wrote:JimC wrote:Dasein wrote:maybe it's your stringy sentences.
I got nothin'. hardly buzzed t'all. just kind of happy to hear that bird again, springtime brings odd creatures, where do they go all winter? I have realized that I don't like lasagne. in fact, I hate pizza too. I'm not really that fond of spaghetti either.
Whatza matta, you no lika da good fooda!
I would like to apologise to all those of Italian descent for my unforgivable lapse into ethnic stereotyping...
I want someone to whip me...
Can I make racial stereotypes about the Italians since I'm from continental europe?
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
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Bella Fortuna
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by Bella Fortuna » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:06 pm
Paco wrote:JimC wrote:JimC wrote:Dasein wrote:maybe it's your stringy sentences.
I got nothin'. hardly buzzed t'all. just kind of happy to hear that bird again, springtime brings odd creatures, where do they go all winter? I have realized that I don't like lasagne. in fact, I hate pizza too. I'm not really that fond of spaghetti either.
Whatza matta, you no lika da good fooda!
I would like to apologise to all those of Italian descent for my unforgivable lapse into ethnic stereotyping...
I want someone to whip me...
Can I make racial stereotypes about the Italians since I'm from continental europe?
I don't know whether to respond to this with lispy Spanish mockery or Scottishy-sounding words with lot's of "oo" sounds...
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The Curious Squid
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by The Curious Squid » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:13 pm
What ur ye tawkin aboot lassie!?
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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Bella Fortuna
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by Bella Fortuna » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:14 pm
Paco wrote:What ur ye tawkin aboot lassie!?
Didjee joost get bahck frum ridin' a heeland coo?
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The Curious Squid
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by The Curious Squid » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:15 pm
Fuck off!
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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Bella Fortuna
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by Bella Fortuna » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:16 pm
Paco wrote:Fuck off!
Goo fook a haggis, ye fookin' eedjit!
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by The Curious Squid » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:36 pm
You Americans really are shit at impressions
can't even get it right written down!
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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Bella Fortuna
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by Bella Fortuna » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:42 pm
Paco wrote:You Americans really are shit at impressions
can't even get it right written down!
At least people can understand me when I talk.
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by The Curious Squid » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:43 pm
That's just mean
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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by Bella Fortuna » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:45 pm
Paco wrote:That's just mean
Can you repeat that? I didn't quite get it.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:46 am
Bella Fortuna wrote:Paco wrote:That's just mean
Can you repeat that? I didn't quite get it.
I think he said (and I'll translate), "Fer suuuuure. That is soooooo grody. Grody to the maaaaax. I mean barf me with a spooon!"
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by Bella Fortuna » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:59 am
Pardon the correction, but it's "Gag me with a spoon." If you're going to stereotype, get it fucking right.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:36 am
Bella Fortuna wrote:Pardon the correction, but it's "Gag me with a spoon." If you're going to stereotype, get it fucking right.
Congratulations! You spotted the deliberate mistake in this weeks "Are you a true Val?" quotation! You win an all expenses trip for two to the remains of the Sherman Oaks Galleria!!
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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