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Re: drunken post threadd

Post by JimC » Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:32 am

JimC wrote:
Dasein wrote:maybe it's your stringy sentences. ;)

I got nothin'. hardly buzzed t'all. just kind of happy to hear that bird again, springtime brings odd creatures, where do they go all winter? I have realized that I don't like lasagne. in fact, I hate pizza too. I'm not really that fond of spaghetti either.
Whatza matta, you no lika da good fooda! :what:
I would like to apologise to all those of Italian descent for my unforgivable lapse into ethnic stereotyping...

I want someone to whip me...
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Re: drunken post threadd

Post by Dasein » Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:37 am

JimC wrote:
Dasein wrote:maybe it's your stringy sentences. ;)

I got nothin'. hardly buzzed t'all. just kind of happy to hear that bird again, springtime brings odd creatures, where do they go all winter? I have realized that I don't like lasagne. in fact, I hate pizza too. I'm not really that fond of spaghetti either.
Whatza matta, you no lika da good fooda! :what:
I do like spinach calzone. and baked artichoke hearts with parmesan. but when is that an option? never! :pissed: ain't got nothing against Italians, only their bastardized food.
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Post by The Curious Squid » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:01 pm

JimC wrote:
JimC wrote:
Dasein wrote:maybe it's your stringy sentences. ;)

I got nothin'. hardly buzzed t'all. just kind of happy to hear that bird again, springtime brings odd creatures, where do they go all winter? I have realized that I don't like lasagne. in fact, I hate pizza too. I'm not really that fond of spaghetti either.
Whatza matta, you no lika da good fooda! :what:
I would like to apologise to all those of Italian descent for my unforgivable lapse into ethnic stereotyping...

I want someone to whip me...
Can I make racial stereotypes about the Italians since I'm from continental europe?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:06 pm

Paco wrote:
JimC wrote:
JimC wrote:
Dasein wrote:maybe it's your stringy sentences. ;)

I got nothin'. hardly buzzed t'all. just kind of happy to hear that bird again, springtime brings odd creatures, where do they go all winter? I have realized that I don't like lasagne. in fact, I hate pizza too. I'm not really that fond of spaghetti either.
Whatza matta, you no lika da good fooda! :what:
I would like to apologise to all those of Italian descent for my unforgivable lapse into ethnic stereotyping...

I want someone to whip me...
Can I make racial stereotypes about the Italians since I'm from continental europe?
I don't know whether to respond to this with lispy Spanish mockery or Scottishy-sounding words with lot's of "oo" sounds...
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Post by The Curious Squid » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:13 pm

What ur ye tawkin aboot lassie!?
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Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:14 pm

Paco wrote:What ur ye tawkin aboot lassie!?
Didjee joost get bahck frum ridin' a heeland coo?
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Post by The Curious Squid » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:15 pm

Fuck off! :hilarious:
We have no great war, no great depression.
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JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful... :woot:

Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:16 pm

Paco wrote:Fuck off! :hilarious:
Goo fook a haggis, ye fookin' eedjit! :lay:

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Post by The Curious Squid » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:36 pm

You Americans really are shit at impressions :nono: can't even get it right written down!
We have no great war, no great depression.
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JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful... :woot:

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Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:42 pm

Paco wrote:You Americans really are shit at impressions :nono: can't even get it right written down!
At least people can understand me when I talk. :coffee:
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Post by The Curious Squid » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:43 pm

That's just mean :cry:
We have no great war, no great depression.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:45 pm

Paco wrote:That's just mean :cry:
Can you repeat that? I didn't quite get it. :coffee:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:46 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Paco wrote:That's just mean :cry:
Can you repeat that? I didn't quite get it. :coffee:
I think he said (and I'll translate), "Fer suuuuure. That is soooooo grody. Grody to the maaaaax. I mean barf me with a spooon!"
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:59 am

Pardon the correction, but it's "Gag me with a spoon." If you're going to stereotype, get it fucking right. :coffee:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:36 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:Pardon the correction, but it's "Gag me with a spoon." If you're going to stereotype, get it fucking right. :coffee:
Congratulations! You spotted the deliberate mistake in this weeks "Are you a true Val?" quotation! You win an all expenses trip for two to the remains of the Sherman Oaks Galleria!!
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