Really? Well, okay, fine. I'd like to formally test this theory out. I'm spending, in fact, the same exact time that I used to play computer games (all day+night)-- except this time it's meant for science studiies and I'm willing to take it as far as possible to test this theory. In addition, I'd like to test several theories on the process:
A) How smart I can get (accumulate science knowledge in my head)
B) What if I tried to master all the fields of science...will it give me an incredible overlapping view that will allow me to solve problems in an incredibly ingenious manner? I am constantly moving between chemistry, math, biology and physics, 24/7 trying to understand the world their beautiful overlap.
C) What can I do/discover with all that knowledge, and at the end contribute to humanity?
D) Most importantly-- How cool would I look with a white robe?!?
With this in mind:
1) I haven't showered in 3 days
2) I constantly think about sine cosine tangents as though they were my only 3 friends in life.
3) Whenever I look at stuff I try to vision zooming in and seeing their molecular structure.
4) Worst than 3, whenever I look at stuff I try to imagine the probability and amount of bacteria on it...ugh
5) I really, really should go brush my teeth my now, but if I do I might waste energy and fall asleep too soon before getting to watch electrochemical determinants of equilibria
6) I think I got a crush on Professor Ed Burger (think white Steve Urkel)
7) Worst than 6, I think I got a crush on professor George Wolfe (think Dr. Phil....ewww...what's wrong with me?)
8) The only reason I get excited in the morning is due to the fact I'm about to turn on my computer on and learn new shit about life, the universe, and everything.
9) I can't go longer than 15 minutes without watching/reading science.
10) I'm losing track of time (Cenozoic is the only thing I'm sure of, really)
11) Anyone who knows less science than me is officially a useless n00b to me. Anyone who knows more, is officially ranked in levels, class and experience points.
Time for my heroin shot....
Actually going to bed. Talk to you in the morning

