Petraeus Condemns Church's Plan to Burn Quarans

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Re: Petraeus Condemns Church's Plan to Burn Quarans

Post by Trolldor » Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:03 am

Pappa wrote:Presumably, for every Quran burned, some money would go to an Islamic organisation that published them? It's like buying fur coats to burn them in protest about people buying and wearing fur. :think:
Well, that would depend on how and where you acquired them as well...
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Re: Petraeus Condemns Church's Plan to Burn Quarans

Post by klr » Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:05 am

Thinking Aloud wrote:
klr wrote:
JimC wrote:Responding more directly to the OP, in a very pragmatic sense Petraeus is dead right...

Why stir up an ant's nest unless you are prepared to blanket it with DDT?
They tried that and it didn't work. :demon:

Of course, many Muslim protesters (actual and potential) wouldn't think twice about burning US flags, effigies of the U.S. president, etc. Nor would they stay themselves from torching symbols from any religion other than theirs. :roll:
That's because they know everyone else "respects" their right to do that without consequence.
And that too is part of the underlying problem.

I am an equal rights type. Everyone has the right to be gravely offended by someone else dissing their views.

Maybe we should torch a few creationist faith schools. I find them offensive. :mob:
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Post by Pappa » Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:51 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:I once saw a pigeon that had no head, it's neck terminated in a smooth, rounded stump. It seemed ok though.
They often tuck their heads under their wing.
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Pappa wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:I once saw a pigeon that had no head, it's neck terminated in a smooth, rounded stump. It seemed ok though.
They often tuck their heads under their wing.
This was some kind of de-cephalised mutant.

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Clinton Huxley wrote:
Pappa wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:I once saw a pigeon that had no head, it's neck terminated in a smooth, rounded stump. It seemed ok though.
They often tuck their heads under their wing.
This was some kind of de-cephalised mutant.
Cool, a monster!
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Post by klr » Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:59 am

Can we get back to the serious business of burning holy books? :cranky:
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Post by Robert_S » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:00 am

Pappa wrote:Presumably, for every Quran burned, some money would go to an Islamic organisation that published them? It's like buying fur coats to burn them in protest about people buying and wearing fur. :think:
I smell a business opportunity!!!!


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Post by klr » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:03 am

I also want to revive an old suggestion of mine about the virtual destruction of virtual Qurans. Deleting a PDF is much more environmentally friendly than burning a book. :demon:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:05 am

I'm going to burn copies of the Entente Cordiale this afternoon. All protests should henceforth involve setting fire to bits of paper.

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Post by Robert_S » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:07 am

klr wrote:I also want to revive an old suggestion of mine about the virtual destruction of virtual Qurans. Deleting a PDF is much more environmentally friendly than burning a book. :demon:
What if we make Korans, Bibles, Books of Mormon and so forth out of Mesquite paper so that they can also be used to make tasty BBQ!!!
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Post by klr » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:08 am

Robert_S wrote:
klr wrote:I also want to revive an old suggestion of mine about the virtual destruction of virtual Qurans. Deleting a PDF is much more environmentally friendly than burning a book. :demon:
What if we make Korans, Bibles, Books of Mormon and so forth out of Mesquite paper so that they can also be used to make tasty BBQ!!!
Better still if the BBQ involves some pork products ... :plot:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:09 am

You could make copies out of rice paper and eat 'em. Or feed em to pigs.

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Re: Petraeus Condemns Church's Plan to Burn Quarans

Post by JimC » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:22 am

Burnt offerings...

This twisted old god approves...

I love the smell of sacrifice in the morning...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

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Re: Petraeus Condemns Church's Plan to Burn Quarans

Post by klr » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:25 am

JimC wrote:Burnt offerings...

This twisted old god approves...

I love the smell of sacrifice in the morning...
Toasted ham sandwich anyone? :food:

Crispy bacon?

Pig's trotters?

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Re: Petraeus Condemns Church's Plan to Burn Quarans

Post by Thinking Aloud » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:44 am

Presumably if one was to make a fake holy book, you know, out of a bit of card (with the relevant title on the cover) and some bits of newspaper for the middle, they'd STILL get upset if you burnt it.

Sounds like a facebook campaign to me. Burn Fake Holy Book Day. Who could possibly be offended?

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