I'm revising for an exam, and have to let off steam to be able to go on. If I manage to keep my mind on these beauties (and a bit more) for the next 48 odd hours, I may never need to take a look at them ever again!
If you want to torture yourself, go ahead:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prenex_normal_form
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conjunctive_normal_form
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clausal_normal_form
I *HATE* normal forms - all of them!
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Don't worry, man. You don't look like any of those squiggly lines.Normal wrote:
Well, not when I'm sober, anyway.
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Ooops! Sorry - are you formally logical, then?Normal wrote:
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If that is a yes, then what kind of dancing are we talking about???Normal wrote:
Formal logic + dancing... Strictly ballroom, to the tones of Kraftwerk, maybe?
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Re: I *HATE* normal forms - all of them!
I flunked calculus, so I comiserate.
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Edit: Thanksmaiforpeace wrote:I flunked calculus, so I comiserate.
(first things first!)I had a really good teacher in one variable calculus, so that one I passed directly, though just with a 2 out of 5. Multi-variable calculus was a nightmare - it was before I had my ADHD diagnosis, and I never managed to finish all the exam problems. After flunking it twice, I studied the whole course a second time, in Swedish (that teacher was also good), flunked once more and then finally made it with a measly 1 - but that's a pass grade!
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Since we're not talking about database normal forms (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_normal_form), I can heartily approve your hatred of whatever this is. 
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No, not databases - propositional logic and first order predicate logic. I appreciate the approvalklr wrote:Since we're not talking about database normal forms (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_normal_form), I can heartily approve your hatred of whatever this is.
We did our compulsory database course about a year ago, I would remember, in a group of three, and the lecturer (horrible) stressed the importance of normal forms. Yet, when one of us posed a question and as an aside mentioned normal forms in a MySQL forum, he got pretty much laughed out of there. They seemed to think normal forms were "overly academic" concerns. I would not know - I have little other experience of databases besides that course (yet).
"The internet is made of people. People matter. This includes you. Stop trying to sell everything about yourself to everyone. Don’t just hammer away and repeat and talk at people—talk TO people. It’s organic. Make stuff for the internet that matters to you, even if it seems stupid. Do it because it’s good and feels important. Put up more cat pictures. Make more songs. Show your doodles. Give things away and take things that are free." - Maureen J
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Ronja wrote:No, not databases - propositional logic and first order predicate logic. I appreciate the approvalklr wrote:Since we're not talking about database normal forms (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_normal_form), I can heartily approve your hatred of whatever this is.
We did our compulsory database course about a year ago, I would remember, in a group of three, and the lecturer (horrible) stressed the importance of normal forms. Yet, when one of us posed a question and as an aside mentioned normal forms in a MySQL forum, he got pretty much laughed out of there. They seemed to think normal forms were "overly academic" concerns. I would not know - I have little other experience of databases besides that course (yet).
or:
... depending on what sort of a mood I'm in.
No, database normalization is incredibly important, to the point where it becomes second nature for a database application designer/developer like me.
Note to self: Keep away from MySQL forums.
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Thanks, kir, that was educational. Your post contained more common sense than the six (seven?) lectures we had to endure. Was much more convincing, too.
Why? Well picture a lecturer with tens of theoretical research papers to his name, but not one practical DB project in the Real World (TM). And assigning a textbook from early 1990ies and using plastic overhead ... what the devil were those things even called??? You know, the analog powerpoints.
And he could not get through even one of his own examples (the same ones he has been using for at least 10 years, maybe 15), without making a logical error or a typo (usually more than one).
Why? Well picture a lecturer with tens of theoretical research papers to his name, but not one practical DB project in the Real World (TM). And assigning a textbook from early 1990ies and using plastic overhead ... what the devil were those things even called??? You know, the analog powerpoints.
And he could not get through even one of his own examples (the same ones he has been using for at least 10 years, maybe 15), without making a logical error or a typo (usually more than one).
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Come on Ronja, you can do it, just two more days 
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I know I can. I just need to whine about it...GenesForLife wrote:Come on Ronja, you can do it, just two more days
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