The Future of Penalty Kicks
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I blame the Jews.
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Soccer has got to be the MOST BORING sport in the world. 
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Faggot Yank.Jay G wrote:Soccer has got to be the MOST BORING sport in the world.
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Goddammit, I have to admit that that was pretty fucking suh-weeet!!! 
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Nice Yank!FBM wrote:Goddammit, I have to admit that that was pretty fucking suh-weeet!!!
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devogue wrote:Nice Yank!FBM wrote:Goddammit, I have to admit that that was pretty fucking suh-weeet!!!
He's a bitch and so are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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One of a very few. *takes bow*devogue wrote:Nice Yank!FBM wrote:Goddammit, I have to admit that that was pretty fucking suh-weeet!!!
But srsly...From someone who does a lot of kicking....that sort of move takes some serious thought, creativity and practice. Fucking hats off to 'im!
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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devogue
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It's brilliant - I can't believe I've never seen anyone else do it. Every manager in the world should be ordering his penalty taker to practice it. It will fuck keepers up 9 times out of 10.FBM wrote:One of a very few. *takes bow*devogue wrote:Nice Yank!FBM wrote:Goddammit, I have to admit that that was pretty fucking suh-weeet!!!
But srsly...From someone who does a lot of kicking....that sort of move takes some serious thought, creativity and practice. Fucking hats off to 'im!
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Looks good if it goes in. You look like a complete twit if you cock it up.
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devogue wrote:Faggot Yank.Jay G wrote:Soccer has got to be the MOST BORING sport in the world.
AgreedThe Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
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It does seem that way to people with an infinitesimal attention span.Jay G wrote:Soccer has got to be the MOST BORING sport in the world.
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Oh God not this. It's been happening in amateur leagues for years. I'd be rich if I got a £1 every time some smart-arse player tried that into me and fucked it up.
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