The Future of Penalty Kicks

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The Future of Penalty Kicks

Post by devogue » Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:21 pm


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Re: The Future of Penalty Kicks

Post by Trolldor » Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:24 pm

I blame the Jews.
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Re: The Future of Penalty Kicks

Post by Jay G » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:16 pm

Soccer has got to be the MOST BORING sport in the world. :cranky:
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Re: The Future of Penalty Kicks

Post by devogue » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:22 pm

Jay G wrote:Soccer has got to be the MOST BORING sport in the world. :cranky:
Faggot Yank. :potd:

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Re: The Future of Penalty Kicks

Post by FBM » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:35 pm

Goddammit, I have to admit that that was pretty fucking suh-weeet!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: The Future of Penalty Kicks

Post by devogue » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:40 pm

FBM wrote:Goddammit, I have to admit that that was pretty fucking suh-weeet!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:
Nice Yank! :tup:

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Re: The Future of Penalty Kicks

Post by Jay G » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:42 pm

devogue wrote:
FBM wrote:Goddammit, I have to admit that that was pretty fucking suh-weeet!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:
Nice Yank! :tup:

He's a bitch and so are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cranky:
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Re: The Future of Penalty Kicks

Post by FBM » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:44 pm

devogue wrote:
FBM wrote:Goddammit, I have to admit that that was pretty fucking suh-weeet!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:
Nice Yank! :tup:
One of a very few. *takes bow*


But srsly...From someone who does a lot of kicking....that sort of move takes some serious thought, creativity and practice. Fucking hats off to 'im! :tup:
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Re: The Future of Penalty Kicks

Post by devogue » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:47 pm

FBM wrote:
devogue wrote:
FBM wrote:Goddammit, I have to admit that that was pretty fucking suh-weeet!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:
Nice Yank! :tup:
One of a very few. *takes bow*


But srsly...From someone who does a lot of kicking....that sort of move takes some serious thought, creativity and practice. Fucking hats off to 'im! :tup:
It's brilliant - I can't believe I've never seen anyone else do it. Every manager in the world should be ordering his penalty taker to practice it. It will fuck keepers up 9 times out of 10.

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Re: The Future of Penalty Kicks

Post by RuleBritannia » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:48 pm

Looks good if it goes in. You look like a complete twit if you cock it up.
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Re: The Future of Penalty Kicks

Post by redunderthebed » Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:15 am

devogue wrote:
Jay G wrote:Soccer has got to be the MOST BORING sport in the world. :cranky:
Faggot Yank. :potd:
:potd: Agreed
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Re: The Future of Penalty Kicks

Post by Eriku » Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:33 am

Jay G wrote:Soccer has got to be the MOST BORING sport in the world. :cranky:
It does seem that way to people with an infinitesimal attention span.

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Re: The Future of Penalty Kicks

Post by AnInconvenientScotsman » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:03 pm

Oh God not this. It's been happening in amateur leagues for years. I'd be rich if I got a £1 every time some smart-arse player tried that into me and fucked it up.
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