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Post by Trolldor » Mon May 24, 2010 1:47 pm

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Post by Feck » Mon May 24, 2010 1:50 pm

born-again-atheist wrote:Moonshine.

Is that you trying to get a tee-total muslim wasted ? or a very clever comment on the pagan, moon and rock worshipping that Muslims try to hide .
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Post by Link » Mon May 24, 2010 1:51 pm

mandelson wrote:i'll do the rest later tomorrow.
I look forward to it :food:

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Post by MrFungus420 » Mon May 24, 2010 2:59 pm

mandelson wrote:MrFungus420, whats the point of you posting that chick with wobbly bits; and why did you call her beautiful lady? she only got big boobs, thats all.
WTF are you babbling about?
MrFungus420 wrote:
mandelson wrote:
Pappa wrote: What is it anyway? :think:
Pappa, i think it represents fear.
maybe she is affraid of getting to old age and being like that.
its a disturbing photo. i dont like it. please charlou take it down.
How about something like this?

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Where did I say anything about her being beautiful?

I think you are completely loosing it. You are hallucinating. I said absolutely nothing about her appearance.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon May 24, 2010 3:25 pm

mandelson wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
You said that the killing of infidels and the terrorism is something that is not "real" Islam. Why should I believe you, when the Koran says otherwise?

no no no mate. let me correct you there. you quoted a lof of verses from Quran. Allah does not say at all his muslims can murder innocent people.


Infidels and nonbelievers are not innocent, according to Allah and the Koran, right?
mandelson wrote:
all those verses you picked out of context from Quran are about war situations when your country is being invaded and you are being attacted.


No - actually they are not picked out of that context.

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i bet you would act on those verses if you came under brutal occupation by a foreign army. so dont give me that bollocks that muslims are more violent then the rest. muslims are most peaceful people in the world. Allah made his worshippers peaceful.
They don't seem peaceful.

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Re: Questions for Mandy

Post by Tigger » Mon May 24, 2010 5:36 pm

mandelson wrote:i'll do the rest later tomorrow.
Om nom nom.

I love these threads, Mandy. I save them 'til last.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon May 24, 2010 5:42 pm

mandelson wrote:bella, dont you be tryin to shit stir ok!! :I-love-pork:
You're the pot calling the kettle mate, aren't you? :coffee:

And by the way, sentences and proper nouns start with a capital letter, contractions have apostrophes where the missing letter was, "trying" has a 'g' at the end of it, and there should have been a comma after 'stir.' Take note, won't you?
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Post by Rum » Mon May 24, 2010 5:46 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
mandelson wrote:bella, dont you be tryin to shit stir ok!! :I-love-pork:
You're the pot calling the kettle mate, aren't you? :coffee:

And by the way, sentences and proper nouns start with a capital letter, contractions have apostrophes where the missing letter was, "trying" has a 'g' at the end of it, and there should have been a comma after 'stir.' Take note, won't you?
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Re: Questions for Mandy

Post by Tigger » Mon May 24, 2010 5:48 pm

Rum wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
mandelson wrote:bella, dont you be tryin to shit stir ok!! :I-love-pork:
You're the pot calling the kettle mate, aren't you? :coffee:

And by the way, sentences and proper nouns start with a capital letter, contractions have apostrophes where the missing letter was, "trying" has a 'g' at the end of it, and there should have been a comma after 'stir.' Take note, won't you?
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Post by Rum » Mon May 24, 2010 5:49 pm

Tigger wrote:
Rum wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
mandelson wrote:bella, dont you be tryin to shit stir ok!! :I-love-pork:
You're the pot calling the kettle mate, aren't you? :coffee:

And by the way, sentences and proper nouns start with a capital letter, contractions have apostrophes where the missing letter was, "trying" has a 'g' at the end of it, and there should have been a comma after 'stir.' Take note, won't you?
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Post by JOZeldenrust » Mon May 24, 2010 6:32 pm

mandelson wrote:bella, dont you be tryin to shit stir ok!! :I-love-pork:
There you go again with the imperative mood toward a woman. It'd be nice if you could understand that as long as their behaviour doesn't cause victims, you have no business telling people what to do. Even asking politely isn't polite at all. You simply have no business trying to control the private lives of others.

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Re: Questions for Mandy

Post by charlou » Tue May 25, 2010 12:13 am

JOZeldenrust wrote:
mandelson wrote:bella, dont you be tryin to shit stir ok!! :I-love-pork:
There you go again with the imperative mood toward a woman. It'd be nice if you could understand that as long as their behaviour doesn't cause victims, you have no business telling people what to do. Even asking politely isn't polite at all. You simply have no business trying to control the private lives of others.
Interesting point.

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Post by JOZeldenrust » Tue May 25, 2010 10:13 am

Charlou wrote:
JOZeldenrust wrote:
mandelson wrote:bella, dont you be tryin to shit stir ok!! :I-love-pork:
There you go again with the imperative mood toward a woman. It'd be nice if you could understand that as long as their behaviour doesn't cause victims, you have no business telling people what to do. Even asking politely isn't polite at all. You simply have no business trying to control the private lives of others.
Interesting point.

I like the way you think.
It's a strange thing, asking politely. As kids, we're indoctrinated to believe we can get our every way as long as we ask politely, and that indoctrination lasts into adulthood, so when we're confronted with someone asking us politly to curb our personal freedom to accomodate their sensitivities, we somehow feel guilty about denying an unreasonable request.

By the way, I have a question for Mandy:

Why are you so fundamentilly uninquisitive?

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Post by mandy » Tue May 25, 2010 11:26 am

MrFungus420:
Where did I say anything about her being beautiful?

I think you are completely loosing it. You are hallucinating. I said absolutely nothing about her appearance.
then what does the pic suppose to mean mate. you hung it for us all to see. but you didnt make your feelings clear.
why did you post the bare chicks pic? i can only assume you think she is alright. i dont. lady bella's better looking than her.
so next time, let me know when you hang a girl for us.



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Re: Questions for Mandy

Post by mandy » Tue May 25, 2010 11:27 am

Link wrote:
Really?.......really, really, really..........?

Hmmmm.... How about this verse Mandy my "Mate"
Allah wrote:Qur'an (8:12) - "I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them"
This is from your shitty rag of a holy book, It is what "Allah actually says in the Quran" as you put it.

I'd like to see you defend this one, it's pretty explicit and you can hardly say that it is talking about a "spiritual struggle" or taken "out of context" as some muslims would try to argue....

What is your defense of this verse which explicitly calls for violence against the Kafir/Infidel/Disbeliever?

What about mine Mandy? Nothing to do with "Wartime" in mine

listen mate, you are wrong again. that verse is about a battle scene. didnt you read the context?
alright, i'll place it for you. thats for you too Coito. let me quote you Allah so that you know what he is on about. you shouldve quoted it like this:

Quran 8-12: "When thy Lord told the angels, (say to muslims): I am with you. So make those who believe stand firm. I will throw fear into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Then smite the necks and smite of them each finger. That is because they fought Allah and His messenger. Whoever fights Allah and His messenger, lo! Allah is severe in punishment. Therefore, taste it, and know that for disbelievers is the torment of the Fire. O ye who believe! When ye meet those who disbelieve in battle, turn not your backs to them. Whoever on that day turns his back to them, unless manoeuvring for battle or intent to join a company, he truly has incurred the wrath from Allah, and his habitation will be hell, a hapless journey's end. You (O Mohammad) slew them not, but Allah slew them. And you threw not (the lance) when you threw it (at the enemy), but Allah threw, that He might test the believers by a fair test from Him. Lo! Allah is All Hearing, All Knowing. Allah is He Who makes weak the plan of disbelievers."

do you see it now mate? if you read the Quran in the right way, you'll find it the most peaceful book in the world. most of the verses you chap keep quoating are out of context. you havent even read no Quran. thats why you keep thinking Allah wants muslims to kill all infidels. no he doesnt. why dont you read Allah's words carefully.
now you know why i aint gonna agree with you and that Coito chap, coz you two dont know what you're talking about mate. see, i proven you wrong, so there. your criticisms are all bollocks.

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