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Post by Bruce Burleson » Thu May 20, 2010 11:21 pm

It's very important for me, as a Texan, to know if William and Kate are really going to get married. Some of you Brits need to give me the inside scoop on this. What do you think about Kate? I think she's great, but what do I know? I'm from Texas.

By the way, William really seems to know how to swing his polo stick. I'm sure that's what attracted Kate.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu May 20, 2010 11:46 pm

Bruce Burleson wrote:It's very important for me, as a Texan, to know if William and Kate are really going to get married. Some of you Brits need to give me the inside scoop on this. What do you think about Kate? I think she's great, but what do I know? I'm from Texas.

By the way, William really seems to know how to swing his polo stick. I'm sure that's what attracted Kate.
William & Kate who? :think:

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Post by virphen » Fri May 21, 2010 12:42 am

He's going to have to marry Anne Widdecombe, she's the only one around who's posh enough and can pass the virginity test.

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Post by RuleBritannia » Fri May 21, 2010 1:10 am

Yeah, we're all real excited over here. :sarcend:
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Post by Pappa » Fri May 21, 2010 9:14 am

RuleBritannia wrote:Yeah, we're all real excited over here. :sarcend:
Hey, don't knock it. Some crazy bastard might use a royal wedding as opportunity to blow them all up. Imagine how exciting it would be if the heir was killed in a terrorist attack. I'd be glued to the news for months.
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Post by Svartalf » Sun May 23, 2010 4:46 pm

Go, IRA, Faithful Section :/sarcasm:
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Post by chaggle » Sun May 23, 2010 5:50 pm

Bruce Burleson wrote:It's very important for me, as a Texan, to know if William and Kate are really going to get married. Some of you Brits need to give me the inside scoop on this. What do you think about Kate? I think she's great, but what do I know? I'm from Texas.

By the way, William really seems to know how to swing his polo stick. I'm sure that's what attracted Kate.
The American system is so much better...

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Post by RuleBritannia » Sun May 23, 2010 5:52 pm

chaggle wrote:
Bruce Burleson wrote:It's very important for me, as a Texan, to know if William and Kate are really going to get married. Some of you Brits need to give me the inside scoop on this. What do you think about Kate? I think she's great, but what do I know? I'm from Texas.

By the way, William really seems to know how to swing his polo stick. I'm sure that's what attracted Kate.
The American system is so much better...
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun May 23, 2010 9:18 pm

Fergie...


































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Post by Animavore » Sun May 23, 2010 9:20 pm

As an Irish person I'm programmed to hate the British Royal family.
I hope they get SARS.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun May 23, 2010 9:25 pm

And when I say Fergie, I of course mean...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8699809.stm

That stupid, greedy, snorting, vulgar twat.
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Post by colubridae » Sun May 23, 2010 9:26 pm

Animavore wrote:As an Irish person I'm programmed to hate the British Royal family.
I hope they get SARS.
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Post by PsychoSerenity » Sun May 23, 2010 10:39 pm

virphen wrote:He's going to have to marry Anne Widdecombe, she's the only one around who's posh enough and can pass the virginity test.
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Post by Svartalf » Sun May 23, 2010 11:23 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:And when I say Fergie, I of course mean...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8699809.stm

That stupid, greedy, snorting, vulgar twat.
less greedy and vulgar than jug ear chuck? or anne? or maggie?
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