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It's very important for me, as a Texan, to know if William and Kate are really going to get married. Some of you Brits need to give me the inside scoop on this. What do you think about Kate? I think she's great, but what do I know? I'm from Texas.
By the way, William really seems to know how to swing his polo stick. I'm sure that's what attracted Kate.
By the way, William really seems to know how to swing his polo stick. I'm sure that's what attracted Kate.
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William & Kate who?Bruce Burleson wrote:It's very important for me, as a Texan, to know if William and Kate are really going to get married. Some of you Brits need to give me the inside scoop on this. What do you think about Kate? I think she's great, but what do I know? I'm from Texas.
By the way, William really seems to know how to swing his polo stick. I'm sure that's what attracted Kate.

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He's going to have to marry Anne Widdecombe, she's the only one around who's posh enough and can pass the virginity test.
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Hey, don't knock it. Some crazy bastard might use a royal wedding as opportunity to blow them all up. Imagine how exciting it would be if the heir was killed in a terrorist attack. I'd be glued to the news for months.RuleBritannia wrote:Yeah, we're all real excited over here.
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The American system is so much better...Bruce Burleson wrote:It's very important for me, as a Texan, to know if William and Kate are really going to get married. Some of you Brits need to give me the inside scoop on this. What do you think about Kate? I think she's great, but what do I know? I'm from Texas.
By the way, William really seems to know how to swing his polo stick. I'm sure that's what attracted Kate.
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No.chaggle wrote:The American system is so much better...Bruce Burleson wrote:It's very important for me, as a Texan, to know if William and Kate are really going to get married. Some of you Brits need to give me the inside scoop on this. What do you think about Kate? I think she's great, but what do I know? I'm from Texas.
By the way, William really seems to know how to swing his polo stick. I'm sure that's what attracted Kate.
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Fergie...






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As an Irish person I'm programmed to hate the British Royal family.
I hope they get SARS.
I hope they get SARS.
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And when I say Fergie, I of course mean...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8699809.stm
That stupid, greedy, snorting, vulgar twat.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8699809.stm
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Shipboard Automatic Recorder SystemAnimavore wrote:As an Irish person I'm programmed to hate the British Royal family.
I hope they get SARS.

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virphen wrote:He's going to have to marry Anne Widdecombe, she's the only one around who's posh enough and can pass the virginity test.

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less greedy and vulgar than jug ear chuck? or anne? or maggie?Xamonas Chegwé wrote:And when I say Fergie, I of course mean...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8699809.stm
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