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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:36 pm

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Post by AshtonBlack » Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:02 pm

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:06 pm

Bernie Madoff's personal protection weapon:
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Post by Ian » Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:28 am

French snipers.
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Post by AshtonBlack » Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:34 am

Gawdzilla wrote:Frenching snipers.
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bandwidth exceeded, bud.

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Gawdzilla wrote:Frenching snipers.
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Post by MrFungus420 » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:18 am

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I just have one question about it:

What the hell is the steering wheel for????
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:21 am

MrFungus420 wrote:Image

I just have one question about it:

What the hell is the steering wheel for????
It's a collage, not a real picture. The keyboard is way too big for a human to use easily. And tractor feed paper was fourteen inches wide.
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Post by MrFungus420 » Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:18 am

Gawdzilla wrote:It's a collage, not a real picture. The keyboard is way too big for a human to use easily. And tractor feed paper was fourteen inches wide.
Harumph. Never really took a critical look at it. Now that I do, the shadows are wrong around the TV/monitor, too.

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Post by Hermit » Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:28 am

Tehee. Snopes' report on that "home computer" here.
The picture is actually an entry submitted to a Fark.com image modification competition, taken from an original photo of a submarine maneuvering room console found on the U.S. Navy web site, converted to grayscale, and modified to replace a modern display panel and TV screen with pictures of a decades-old teletype/printer and television (as well as to add the gray-suited man to the left-hand side of the photo)
A similar report can be found on this page of the DigiBarn site.

This is what the pic originally looked like:

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Post by Faithfree » Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:44 pm

Seraph wrote:Tehee. Snopes' report on that "home computer" here.
The picture is actually an entry submitted to a Fark.com image modification competition, taken from an original photo of a submarine maneuvering room console found on the U.S. Navy web site, converted to grayscale, and modified to replace a modern display panel and TV screen with pictures of a decades-old teletype/printer and television (as well as to add the gray-suited man to the left-hand side of the photo)
A similar report can be found on this page of the DigiBarn site.

This is what the pic originally looked like:

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Still doesn't answer that question - what the hell was the steering wheel supposed to be for?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:47 pm

Faithfree wrote:Still doesn't answer that question - what the hell was the steering wheel supposed to be for?
Probably controlled the diving planes. You're only getting a small part of the control room there.

If you want to see what a USN control room doesn't look like, watch "Hunt for Red October." The Navy cooperated in that film on the condition that they could make changes as "appropriate" to the interior shots of the subs. The set designers said they knew when they got something right because the sewer pipe sailors would step in and ask that it be changed. :twisted:
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Post by Fanny » Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:52 pm

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Faithfree wrote:Still doesn't answer that question - what the hell was the steering wheel supposed to be for?
Probably controlled the diving planes. You're only getting a small part of the control room there.

If you want to see what a USN control room doesn't look like, watch "Hunt for Red October." The Navy cooperated in that film on the condition that they could make changes as "appropriate" to the interior shots of the subs. The set designers said they knew when they got something right because the sewer pipe sailors would step in and ask that it be changed. :twisted:
You're wrong! :mod: That film was genuine down to the Russian accents.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:53 pm

Fanny wrote:
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Faithfree wrote:Still doesn't answer that question - what the hell was the steering wheel supposed to be for?
Probably controlled the diving planes. You're only getting a small part of the control room there.

If you want to see what a USN control room doesn't look like, watch "Hunt for Red October." The Navy cooperated in that film on the condition that they could make changes as "appropriate" to the interior shots of the subs. The set designers said they knew when they got something right because the sewer pipe sailors would step in and ask that it be changed. :twisted:
You're wrong! :mod: That film was genuine down to the Russian accents.
Odd, I didn't know Russians had Scot accents. :mrgreen:
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