Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****
Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****
I still have no idea what broadband is. I don't know why the band is broad, and I don't know its width. I don't know how it works or anything about it. I don't care either, but I just felt like owning up.
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Re: Broadband
Dial-up is a rivulet. Broadband is the Amazon River. You don't need to know more.Devogue wrote:I still have no idea what broadband is. I don't know why the band is broad, and I don't know its width. I don't know how it works or anything about it. I don't care either, but I just felt like owning up.
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So Dial-up is like a really big, solid shit and broadband is like diarhoeaa?Gawdzilla wrote:Dial-up is a rivulet. Broadband is the Amazon River. You don't need to know more.Devogue wrote:I still have no idea what broadband is. I don't know why the band is broad, and I don't know its width. I don't know how it works or anything about it. I don't care either, but I just felt like owning up.
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Re: Broadband
To anyone under the age of 20 dial-up belongs in the history museum.Gawdzilla wrote:Dial-up is a rivulet. Broadband is the Amazon River. You don't need to know more.Devogue wrote:I still have no idea what broadband is. I don't know why the band is broad, and I don't know its width. I don't know how it works or anything about it. I don't care either, but I just felt like owning up.
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Re: Broadband
More like dial-up is like wet flatulence.Devogue wrote:So Dial-up is like a really big, solid shit and broadband is like diarhoeaa?Gawdzilla wrote:Dial-up is a rivulet. Broadband is the Amazon River. You don't need to know more.Devogue wrote:I still have no idea what broadband is. I don't know why the band is broad, and I don't know its width. I don't know how it works or anything about it. I don't care either, but I just felt like owning up.
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No, dial-up is like constipation.Devogue wrote:So Dial-up is like a really big, solid shit and broadband is like diarhoeaa?Gawdzilla wrote:Dial-up is a rivulet. Broadband is the Amazon River. You don't need to know more.Devogue wrote:I still have no idea what broadband is. I don't know why the band is broad, and I don't know its width. I don't know how it works or anything about it. I don't care either, but I just felt like owning up.
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Dial-up = a sniff of Blossom Hill
Broadband = 2L of Thunderbird.
Broadband = 2L of Thunderbird.
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Dial-up = talking to FBM.
Broadband = talking to Einstein.
Broadband = talking to Einstein.
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Dial-up is like waiting for a bus
Broadband is like being run over by a bus.
Broadband is like being run over by a bus.
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"Broadband" always makes me think of girdles...




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I'd rather talk with FBMGawdzilla wrote:Dial-up = talking to FBM.
Broadband = talking to Einstein.
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****
Dial-up is like a period. Broadband is like a baby.
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****
Dial up is like face book Broad band is like Rationalia 





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