Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

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Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by devogue » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:20 pm

I still have no idea what broadband is. I don't know why the band is broad, and I don't know its width. I don't know how it works or anything about it. I don't care either, but I just felt like owning up.
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Re: Broadband

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:21 pm

Devogue wrote:I still have no idea what broadband is. I don't know why the band is broad, and I don't know its width. I don't know how it works or anything about it. I don't care either, but I just felt like owning up.
Dial-up is a rivulet. Broadband is the Amazon River. You don't need to know more.
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Re: Broadband

Post by devogue » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:23 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Devogue wrote:I still have no idea what broadband is. I don't know why the band is broad, and I don't know its width. I don't know how it works or anything about it. I don't care either, but I just felt like owning up.
Dial-up is a rivulet. Broadband is the Amazon River. You don't need to know more.
So Dial-up is like a really big, solid shit and broadband is like diarhoeaa?
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Re: Broadband

Post by maiforpeace » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:25 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Devogue wrote:I still have no idea what broadband is. I don't know why the band is broad, and I don't know its width. I don't know how it works or anything about it. I don't care either, but I just felt like owning up.
Dial-up is a rivulet. Broadband is the Amazon River. You don't need to know more.
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Re: Broadband

Post by Animavore » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:27 pm

Devogue wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Devogue wrote:I still have no idea what broadband is. I don't know why the band is broad, and I don't know its width. I don't know how it works or anything about it. I don't care either, but I just felt like owning up.
Dial-up is a rivulet. Broadband is the Amazon River. You don't need to know more.
So Dial-up is like a really big, solid shit and broadband is like diarhoeaa?
More like dial-up is like wet flatulence.
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Re: Broadband

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:28 pm

Devogue wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Devogue wrote:I still have no idea what broadband is. I don't know why the band is broad, and I don't know its width. I don't know how it works or anything about it. I don't care either, but I just felt like owning up.
Dial-up is a rivulet. Broadband is the Amazon River. You don't need to know more.
So Dial-up is like a really big, solid shit and broadband is like diarhoeaa?
No, dial-up is like constipation.
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Re: Broadband

Post by M » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:28 pm

Dial up = knicker elastic
Broadband = bungee rope
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Re: Broadband

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:33 pm

Dial-up = a sniff of Blossom Hill
Broadband = 2L of Thunderbird.
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Re: Broadband

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:35 pm

Dial-up = talking to FBM.
Broadband = talking to Einstein.
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Re: Broadband

Post by devogue » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:35 pm

I like how this thread is developing.

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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:39 pm

Dial-up is like waiting for a bus
Broadband is like being run over by a bus.
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:41 pm

"Broadband" always makes me think of girdles...

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Re: Broadband

Post by The Curious Squid » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:45 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:Dial-up = talking to FBM.
Broadband = talking to Einstein.
I'd rather talk with FBM
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Animavore » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:46 pm

Dial-up is like a period. Broadband is like a baby.
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Feck » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:49 pm

Dial up is like face book Broad band is like Rationalia :lol:
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