"Eat it, Shatner!"
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I saw him first in "Lifeforce", but didn't remember seeing him when I saw "Dune", he just looked familiar. Then when ST:NG came out I tracked him back and remembered his earlier work.CJ wrote:Sweet!
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Shatner deserves knighthood for his role in:
Everything else he did was meh, at best.
Everything else he did was meh, at best.
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I've seen him live twice: once in Anthony and Cleopatra and once in Waiting for Godot, with Sir Ian McKellern. He can act a bit.
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*yawm*
So, Kirk still rules.
Of the two captains, only one of them realized that he was so out of his league that he had to figure out how to twist time to bring the other back to bail his sorry, bald ass out.
So, Kirk still rules.
Of the two captains, only one of them realized that he was so out of his league that he had to figure out how to twist time to bring the other back to bail his sorry, bald ass out.
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You say 'bald' as if that's a bad thing. :twisted:MrFungus420 wrote:*yawm*
So, Kirk still rules.
Of the two captains, only one of them realized that he was so out of his league that he had to figure out how to twist time to bring the other back to bail his sorry, bald ass out.
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Rum: You are a bald guy with a goatee. If this was a movie or a comic, everyone knows who would be the bad guy...Rum wrote:You say 'bald' as if that's a bad thing. :twisted:MrFungus420 wrote:*yawm*
So, Kirk still rules.
Of the two captains, only one of them realized that he was so out of his league that he had to figure out how to twist time to bring the other back to bail his sorry, bald ass out.

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Well it goes without saying that I am an evil genius, however I reserve my most refined and exquisitely painful torture for people who say things like 'sorry bald ass'! 

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Do you prefer to be called hairy ass???Rum wrote:Well it goes without saying that I am an evil genius, however I reserve my most refined and exquisitely painful torture for people who say things like 'sorry bald ass'!

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I wouldn't mind it, but it isn't actually true. I have the arse of a baby - in the smoothness department that is!Sisifo wrote:Do you prefer to be called hairy ass???Rum wrote:Well it goes without saying that I am an evil genius, however I reserve my most refined and exquisitely painful torture for people who say things like 'sorry bald ass'!
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Jesus! Don't let the priest know. He'll be all over you like chicken pox.Rum wrote:I wouldn't mind it, but it isn't actually true. I have the arse of a baby - in the smoothness department that is!Sisifo wrote:Do you prefer to be called hairy ass???Rum wrote:Well it goes without saying that I am an evil genius, however I reserve my most refined and exquisitely painful torture for people who say things like 'sorry bald ass'!
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Shatner should have got the Nobel Prize for Literature for his autobiography.
It was beyond brilliant.
It was beyond brilliant.
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Do you mean as in crap? Cos I have been tempted but don't make me waste my money if you are pissing about!Devogue wrote:Shatner should have got the Nobel Prize for Literature for his autobiography.
It was beyond brilliant.
You know who I am?! I'm William Tiberius Shatner!
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No, honestly, Rum.Rum wrote:Do you mean as in crap? Cos I have been tempted but don't make me waste my money if you are pissing about!Devogue wrote:Shatner should have got the Nobel Prize for Literature for his autobiography.
It was beyond brilliant.
You know who I am?! I'm William Tiberius Shatner!
It's absolutely hilarious - the guy takes the piss out of himself mercilessly. Buy it.
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