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"Eat it, Shatner!"

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:37 am

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Re: "Eat it, Shatner!"

Post by CJ » Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:40 am

Sweet!

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:41 am

CJ wrote:Sweet!
I saw him first in "Lifeforce", but didn't remember seeing him when I saw "Dune", he just looked familiar. Then when ST:NG came out I tracked him back and remembered his earlier work.
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Post by FBM » Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:43 am

Shatner deserves knighthood for his role in:



Everything else he did was meh, at best.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:30 am

I've seen him live twice: once in Anthony and Cleopatra and once in Waiting for Godot, with Sir Ian McKellern. He can act a bit. :biggrin:

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Post by MrFungus420 » Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:42 am

*yawm*

So, Kirk still rules.

Of the two captains, only one of them realized that he was so out of his league that he had to figure out how to twist time to bring the other back to bail his sorry, bald ass out.
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Post by Rum » Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:52 am

MrFungus420 wrote:*yawm*

So, Kirk still rules.

Of the two captains, only one of them realized that he was so out of his league that he had to figure out how to twist time to bring the other back to bail his sorry, bald ass out.
You say 'bald' as if that's a bad thing. :twisted:

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Post by Sisifo » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:05 am

Rum wrote:
MrFungus420 wrote:*yawm*

So, Kirk still rules.

Of the two captains, only one of them realized that he was so out of his league that he had to figure out how to twist time to bring the other back to bail his sorry, bald ass out.
You say 'bald' as if that's a bad thing. :twisted:
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Post by Rum » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:11 am

Well it goes without saying that I am an evil genius, however I reserve my most refined and exquisitely painful torture for people who say things like 'sorry bald ass'! :evil:

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Post by Sisifo » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:14 am

Rum wrote:Well it goes without saying that I am an evil genius, however I reserve my most refined and exquisitely painful torture for people who say things like 'sorry bald ass'! :evil:
Do you prefer to be called hairy ass??? :ask:

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Re: "Eat it, Shatner!"

Post by Rum » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:47 am

Sisifo wrote:
Rum wrote:Well it goes without saying that I am an evil genius, however I reserve my most refined and exquisitely painful torture for people who say things like 'sorry bald ass'! :evil:
Do you prefer to be called hairy ass??? :ask:
I wouldn't mind it, but it isn't actually true. I have the arse of a baby - in the smoothness department that is!

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Post by Animavore » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:48 am

Rum wrote:
Sisifo wrote:
Rum wrote:Well it goes without saying that I am an evil genius, however I reserve my most refined and exquisitely painful torture for people who say things like 'sorry bald ass'! :evil:
Do you prefer to be called hairy ass??? :ask:
I wouldn't mind it, but it isn't actually true. I have the arse of a baby - in the smoothness department that is!
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Post by devogue » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:54 am

Shatner should have got the Nobel Prize for Literature for his autobiography.

It was beyond brilliant.
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Re: "Eat it, Shatner!"

Post by Rum » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:58 am

Devogue wrote:Shatner should have got the Nobel Prize for Literature for his autobiography.

It was beyond brilliant.
You know who I am?! I'm William Tiberius Shatner!
Do you mean as in crap? Cos I have been tempted but don't make me waste my money if you are pissing about!

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Re: "Eat it, Shatner!"

Post by devogue » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:01 am

Rum wrote:
Devogue wrote:Shatner should have got the Nobel Prize for Literature for his autobiography.

It was beyond brilliant.
You know who I am?! I'm William Tiberius Shatner!
Do you mean as in crap? Cos I have been tempted but don't make me waste my money if you are pissing about!
No, honestly, Rum.

It's absolutely hilarious - the guy takes the piss out of himself mercilessly. Buy it.

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