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Post by devogue » Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:31 am

Hello everyone.

I hope you don't mind me posting now and again.

:cheers:

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Re: Hello

Post by Psi Wavefunction » Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:49 am

Of course not! Welcome :cheers:

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Re: Hello

Post by Trolldor » Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:50 am

I do. No idea who you are.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."

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Re: Hello

Post by devogue » Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:29 pm

Oh. Ok.

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Re: Hello

Post by Mysturji » Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:34 pm

Hail Eris! :woot:










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Re: Hello

Post by Trolldor » Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:37 pm

If you do, I'll kill your pets, your family, everyone you've ever worked for or who's worked for you. Everyone who's ever owed you money, or anyone who you've ever owned money to. I'll kill their families, and their pets. I'll kill anyone who works at anywhere you've shopped. Then I'll kill you last.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."

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Re: Hello

Post by Mysturji » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:19 pm

born-again-atheist wrote:If you do, I'll kill your pets, your family, everyone you've ever worked for or who's worked for you. Everyone who's ever owed you money, or anyone who you've ever owned money to. I'll kill their families, and their pets. I'll kill anyone who works at anywhere you've shopped. Then I'll kill you last.
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Re: Hello

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:20 pm

born-again-atheist wrote:If you do, I'll kill your pets, your family, everyone you've ever worked for or who's worked for you. Everyone who's ever owed you money, or anyone who you've ever owned money to. I'll kill their families, and their pets. I'll kill anyone who works at anywhere you've shopped. Then I'll kill you last.
Sounds very similar to something I said one time. The poor guy would have run away if he hadn't already been in handcuffs.
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Re: Hello

Post by Trolldor » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:38 pm



Derivitive of this.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."

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Re: Hello

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:48 pm

born-again-atheist wrote:Derivitive of this.
I used to track, apprehend and transport deserters for the USN. This guy went AWOL for the Naval Air Station at Memphis, Tennessee, and returned home to New Mexico. We promptly had him arrested and then flew out to Albuquerque, drove up to the jail, some 200 miles away, picked him up, back to Albuquerque, put him the jail there for the night, then flew to Memphis to return him to his base. Over night at Memphis and back to San Diego. A three day trip with well over a thousand dollars in expenses. Then the moron goes AWOL again as soon as he's out of the brig. Didn't bother waiting for his bad conduct discharge, he just left. So the whole cycle started again. This time I had my partner drive while I sat in the back seat with him.

"Next time you go AWOL I will have you arrested, your wife arrested, your kid arrested, your dog arrested, your cat arrested, your parakeet arrested." That went on for a while and the guy cringed until I was done. He didn't go AWOL again.

BTW, I figured out who Keyser Souze was in the first fifteen minutes of that movies, so I never saw the rest of it.
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Re: Hello

Post by Trolldor » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:50 pm

It's obvious who it is, the fun of the movie is watching how oblivious everyone else is.

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"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."

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Re: Hello

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:51 pm

born-again-atheist wrote:It's obvious who it is, the fun of the movie is watching how oblivious everyone else is.

PS Cool story Hansel.
You've done a lot of shit in your life haven't you?
A bit of this, a bit of that.
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Re: Hello

Post by Mysturji » Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:16 pm

What movie?
Isn't keyser soze on RDF?
Does anyone want to invite him/her?
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Re: Hello

Post by Pappa » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:48 am

Discordian is now Devogue

I'm glad you're here mate. :hugs:
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Re: Hello

Post by charlou » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:49 am

dev is here? Since fucking yesterday??? How the fuck did I miss that???


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