I hope you don't mind me posting now and again.
Hello
-
Psi Wavefunction
- Cекси техническая лаборатория
- Posts: 1880
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:06 am
- About me: I kill threads WITH SCIENCE!
I like Crascuits. :coffee: - Location: Vancouver
- Contact:
Re: Hello
I do. No idea who you are.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."
-
Mysturji
- Clint Eastwood
- Posts: 5005
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:08 pm
- About me: Downloading an app to my necktop
- Location: http://tinyurl.com/c9o35ny
- Contact:
Re: Hello
Hail Eris! 
Hey mods, I know that pr0n and bukakke aren't allowed, but what about photoshopped goatse's? I'd like to give the new guy a proper Discordian welcome.
Hey mods, I know that pr0n and bukakke aren't allowed, but what about photoshopped goatse's? I'd like to give the new guy a proper Discordian welcome.Sir Figg Newton wrote:If I have seen further than others, it is only because I am surrounded by midgets.
IDMD2Cormac wrote:Doom predictors have been with humans right through our history. They are like the proverbial stopped clock - right twice a day, but not due to the efficacy of their prescience.
I am a twit.
Re: Hello
If you do, I'll kill your pets, your family, everyone you've ever worked for or who's worked for you. Everyone who's ever owed you money, or anyone who you've ever owned money to. I'll kill their families, and their pets. I'll kill anyone who works at anywhere you've shopped. Then I'll kill you last.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."
-
Mysturji
- Clint Eastwood
- Posts: 5005
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:08 pm
- About me: Downloading an app to my necktop
- Location: http://tinyurl.com/c9o35ny
- Contact:
Re: Hello
Awwwwwww.born-again-atheist wrote:If you do, I'll kill your pets, your family, everyone you've ever worked for or who's worked for you. Everyone who's ever owed you money, or anyone who you've ever owned money to. I'll kill their families, and their pets. I'll kill anyone who works at anywhere you've shopped. Then I'll kill you last.
I wuvz U 2
Sir Figg Newton wrote:If I have seen further than others, it is only because I am surrounded by midgets.
IDMD2Cormac wrote:Doom predictors have been with humans right through our history. They are like the proverbial stopped clock - right twice a day, but not due to the efficacy of their prescience.
I am a twit.
-
Gawdzilla Sama
- Stabsobermaschinist
- Posts: 151265
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
- About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
- Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
- Contact:
Re: Hello
Sounds very similar to something I said one time. The poor guy would have run away if he hadn't already been in handcuffs.born-again-atheist wrote:If you do, I'll kill your pets, your family, everyone you've ever worked for or who's worked for you. Everyone who's ever owed you money, or anyone who you've ever owned money to. I'll kill their families, and their pets. I'll kill anyone who works at anywhere you've shopped. Then I'll kill you last.
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”
Re: Hello
Derivitive of this.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."
-
Gawdzilla Sama
- Stabsobermaschinist
- Posts: 151265
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
- About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
- Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
- Contact:
Re: Hello
I used to track, apprehend and transport deserters for the USN. This guy went AWOL for the Naval Air Station at Memphis, Tennessee, and returned home to New Mexico. We promptly had him arrested and then flew out to Albuquerque, drove up to the jail, some 200 miles away, picked him up, back to Albuquerque, put him the jail there for the night, then flew to Memphis to return him to his base. Over night at Memphis and back to San Diego. A three day trip with well over a thousand dollars in expenses. Then the moron goes AWOL again as soon as he's out of the brig. Didn't bother waiting for his bad conduct discharge, he just left. So the whole cycle started again. This time I had my partner drive while I sat in the back seat with him.born-again-atheist wrote:Derivitive of this.
"Next time you go AWOL I will have you arrested, your wife arrested, your kid arrested, your dog arrested, your cat arrested, your parakeet arrested." That went on for a while and the guy cringed until I was done. He didn't go AWOL again.
BTW, I figured out who Keyser Souze was in the first fifteen minutes of that movies, so I never saw the rest of it.
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”
Re: Hello
It's obvious who it is, the fun of the movie is watching how oblivious everyone else is.
PS Cool story Hansel.
You've done a lot of shit in your life haven't you?
PS Cool story Hansel.
You've done a lot of shit in your life haven't you?
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."
-
Gawdzilla Sama
- Stabsobermaschinist
- Posts: 151265
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
- About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
- Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
- Contact:
Re: Hello
A bit of this, a bit of that.born-again-atheist wrote:It's obvious who it is, the fun of the movie is watching how oblivious everyone else is.
PS Cool story Hansel.
You've done a lot of shit in your life haven't you?
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”
-
Mysturji
- Clint Eastwood
- Posts: 5005
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:08 pm
- About me: Downloading an app to my necktop
- Location: http://tinyurl.com/c9o35ny
- Contact:
Re: Hello
What movie?
Isn't keyser soze on RDF?
Does anyone want to invite him/her?
Isn't keyser soze on RDF?
Does anyone want to invite him/her?
Sir Figg Newton wrote:If I have seen further than others, it is only because I am surrounded by midgets.
IDMD2Cormac wrote:Doom predictors have been with humans right through our history. They are like the proverbial stopped clock - right twice a day, but not due to the efficacy of their prescience.
I am a twit.
-
Pappa
- Non-Practicing Anarchist
- Posts: 56488
- Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:42 am
- About me: I am sacrificing a turnip as I type.
- Location: Le sud du Pays de Galles.
- Contact:
Re: Hello
Discordian is now Devogue
I'm glad you're here mate.
I'm glad you're here mate.
For information on ways to help support Rationalia financially, see our funding page.
When the aliens do come, everything we once thought was cool will then make us ashamed.
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 6 guests