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Post by Sean Hayden » Mon Mar 04, 2019 8:33 pm

Texas Grandmother Rescued from 'Iceberg Throne' After It Drifted Out to Sea in Iceland
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https://weather.com/news/news/2019-03-0 ... ne-iceland
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Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:41 am

That'd be murder on my Farmer Giles.
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Post by laklak » Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:46 pm

Call that an iceberg? We got bigger ice cubes in Dallas.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:53 pm

Student stabbed in eye during argument over brownie dies, police say
https://www.click2houston.com/news/stud ... police-say
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Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Mar 09, 2019 4:51 pm

They're big, hairy and scary: Wild Russian boars invading Texas
Wild Russian boars are taking a big bite out of pecan grower Bill Archer’s bottom line by rooting through his orchards.
“Probably about $10,000 a year,” Archer told KPRC2.
https://www.click2houston.com/news/inve ... ding-texas
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Post by Seabass » Sat Mar 09, 2019 7:18 pm

Damn Ruskies! Even the pigs are determined to fuck with us! ;ob;
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Post by JimC » Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:41 pm

Invite Putin to visit Texas. He can strip off his shirt and slay dozens of Russian boars armed only with a pen knife...
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Post by laklak » Sun Mar 10, 2019 1:17 am

In Soviet Russia, bacon eat YOU.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Mar 10, 2019 1:21 am

I used that exact line about a month ago on a Facebook post.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:07 am

What's next for the driver behind the wild horse ride on 59?
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They ticketed him for a busted taillight, he was going 50 mph, not that slower would have been better in this case...

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Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:31 pm

Texas mother admits to selling her children to pay off drug debt

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas – A Texas mother who admitted to selling her children to settle a drug debt was sentenced Friday to six years in prison.
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Post by Woodbutcher » Sun Apr 07, 2019 12:46 am

Sean Hayden wrote:
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Texas mother admits to selling her children to pay off drug debt

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas – A Texas mother who admitted to selling her children to settle a drug debt was sentenced Friday to six years in prison.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Sun Apr 07, 2019 12:51 am

Probably.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Sun Apr 07, 2019 8:23 am

That is a problem.
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:46 pm

6 years only for human trafficking, the law is fucked up
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