Texas Grandmother Rescued from 'Iceberg Throne' After It Drifted Out to Sea in Iceland
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Re: Meanwhile, Texas
That'd be murder on my Farmer Giles.
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Call that an iceberg? We got bigger ice cubes in Dallas.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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https://www.click2houston.com/news/stud ... police-sayStudent stabbed in eye during argument over brownie dies, police say
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They're big, hairy and scary: Wild Russian boars invading Texas
https://www.click2houston.com/news/inve ... ding-texasWild Russian boars are taking a big bite out of pecan grower Bill Archer’s bottom line by rooting through his orchards.
“Probably about $10,000 a year,” Archer told KPRC2.
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Damn Ruskies! Even the pigs are determined to fuck with us! 
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Invite Putin to visit Texas. He can strip off his shirt and slay dozens of Russian boars armed only with a pen knife...
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In Soviet Russia, bacon eat YOU.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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I used that exact line about a month ago on a Facebook post.
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What's next for the driver behind the wild horse ride on 59?
They ticketed him for a busted taillight, he was going 50 mph, not that slower would have been better in this case...
https://www.click2houston.com/news/texa ... police-say
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Texas mother admits to selling her children to pay off drug debt
CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas – A Texas mother who admitted to selling her children to settle a drug debt was sentenced Friday to six years in prison.
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Was it insulin?Sean Hayden wrote: ↑Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:31 pmTexas mother admits to selling her children to pay off drug debt
CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas – A Texas mother who admitted to selling her children to settle a drug debt was sentenced Friday to six years in prison.
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Probably.
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6 years only for human trafficking, the law is fucked up
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