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JimC
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You should have bought a Dutch toaster, Rum... 
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pErvinalia
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My toaster fits all loaf and slice sizes I put in it. 
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laklak
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Just put it on the toasting fork and hold it over the fire.
Jeez.
Jeez.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Rum
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So primitive.. 
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Big enough?
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Well, bread toasted over a chimney fire does not taste like toasted in an electric toaster, and I like the former better, it has a certain quaint charm...
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Re: Toasters
And all loaf and slices that you do not put in it do not fit.
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Sean Hayden
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I am the puddle.
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“Starting as if in the good old-fashioned Two-Step, the dancers suddenly let go hands, the man slipping behind his fair companion, there is a little step and a hop, something like a turkey might be expected to do, then a fresh grip around the waist of the young lady, the man snuggles up ever so closely behind her and they hop, skip and jump and half run along.”
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Rum
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Apparently that’s a ‘cool looking extreme toaster’. Who knew?
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JimC
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When I hear the words "cool looking" I reach for my Luger...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Hermit
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After donning your cardigan, I presume.
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