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- JimC
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Re: Toasters
You should have bought a Dutch toaster, Rum...
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My toaster fits all loaf and slice sizes I put in it.
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Just put it on the toasting fork and hold it over the fire.
Jeez.
Jeez.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
- Rum
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So primitive..
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Big enough?
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Well, bread toasted over a chimney fire does not taste like toasted in an electric toaster, and I like the former better, it has a certain quaint charm...
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Re: Toasters
And all loaf and slices that you do not put in it do not fit.
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I am the puddle.
Re: Toasters
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- Rum
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Re: Toasters
Apparently that’s a ‘cool looking extreme toaster’. Who knew?
- JimC
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When I hear the words "cool looking" I reach for my Luger...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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After donning your cardigan, I presume.
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