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Re: Its not easy Being sleazy.

Post by Seth » Fri Dec 19, 2014 9:58 am

Mark Dreher wrote:
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Oh, okay. Well, would you tell her to get the fuck on with it? I'm tired of waiting around for the Four Horsemen and the Last Trump. The one we've got has a haircut that sucks giant dick.


Giant dick?

We don't like that term.
Is that a python in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Enormous, dick.

Is politically correct.

We, are discriminated against, at every turn.
I didn't know you were a dwarf, like Tyrion Lannister. He's reputed to have a giant cock too.
Turnstiles? Always jam up. We can't get through em.
Try deflating it and rolling it up like a fire hose. There's a brand of underwear here in the US called "Anaconda" made explicitly for black men with huge....assets.

Something called "Comfyballs" just got turned down for trademark protection here too.

Or you could hire another midget with a wheelbarrow to follow you around carrying your giant dick for you.
And a plane? Requires a pat down, and groping, by some gal, "that never ends".
I wonder if getting an erection during a search by TSA is against the law?
Its not easy

Being sleazy.

But we try.
Well, you do succeed manfully if I do say so myself.
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Re: "To fix everything".

Post by pErvinalia » Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:16 am

Seth wrote:
Hermit wrote:
Seth wrote:Um, you still don't get it. If they are smashing each others skulls, they aren't Christians.
They claim to be Christians. All of them. The crusades, the thirty year war, numerous other internecine wars, the inquisitions, burning of heretics, drowning of witches, expulsions from their homelands and so on, have been perpetrated by people with the Bible in one hand and sword in the other. FFS, my great great great great grandfather and his family were ordered to pack everything they could fit on one wagon drawn by one horse and leave Austria. The reason? They were Protestants and Austria was Catholic. Christians, all, but each side denied that the other was. I think it is you who doesn't get it.
Er, no, it's you who doesn't get it. It doesn't matter (to Jesus or God according to the New Testament) what you call yourself or what you claim to be or profess. According to Jesus if you aren't a believer and you don't live as Jesus commanded, you're not part of the club.

You can call yourself a Pittsburgh Steeler, but unless you have a jersey and run the plays on the field you're not a Pittsburgh Steeler.

Is that really so difficult to understand?

People who do evil in the name of Jesus are, according to the New Testament, in deep doo-doo when Jesus returns to judge everyone.

Christianity is not what you say, it's what you do and how you do it, according to the Bible.
Is that right Pope Seth? I think you'll find that Christianity is what God's spokespeople on earth say it is. That would be the Poop and the head of the Anglican Church, whatever his title is. They are more authoritative than an internet troll like yourself.
Moreover it's intellectually weak (or downright dishonest) to use incidences of bad people doing bad things in the name of Jesus, or God, or Allah or the Flying Spaghetti Monster as evidence that all people who claim to be of that religion are part of something evil. That's just more of the fallacy of composition, which you seem unable to comprehend.
Bollocks Fallacy. :coffee:
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Little Red Corvette

Post by Mark Dreher » Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:30 am

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Heather Graham is the actress' name. Knowing who the actors are is a common courtesy you know. They work hard to suspend your disbelief but one must remember that they are, after all, actors, and they deserve praise in their own right for their work.










Ya, I love you too.

But you're right, Seymour Hoffman, "made his name", in that film.

What a great role, he played, "his belly hanging out, sucking on a pen cap?"

Secretly, in love, with Dirk.

And then he kissed him, and Mark, goes, "ahh.., that's very nice", and all, but, sorry. OMG, that was funny.

And they lived for?

A red corvette.

Why is everything, these red, American muscle cars?

You'd think, we lived for them.

Give a guy one? And he loses all incentive.

Girls, OMG, that equals, girls.

Huh.

Little Red Corvette.

Baby, you're much too fast

Yes, you are

Little Red Corvette

You need to find a love that's gonna last

Oh, oh

A body like yours?

Oughta be in jail

Cause it's on the verge of bein' obscene

Move over, baby, gimme the keys

I'm gonna try to tame

Your little red

Love machine.
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Re: "To fix everything".

Post by Hermit » Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:31 am

Seth wrote:
Hermit wrote:
Seth wrote:Um, you still don't get it. If they are smashing each others skulls, they aren't Christians.
They claim to be Christians. All of them. The crusades, the thirty year war, numerous other internecine wars, the inquisitions, burning of heretics, drowning of witches, expulsions from their homelands and so on, have been perpetrated by people with the Bible in one hand and sword in the other. FFS, my great great great great grandfather and his family were ordered to pack everything they could fit on one wagon drawn by one horse and leave Austria. The reason? They were Protestants and Austria was Catholic. Christians, all, but each side denied that the other was. I think it is you who doesn't get it.
Er, no, it's you who doesn't get it. It doesn't matter (to Jesus or God according to the New Testament) what you call yourself or what you claim to be or profess. According to Jesus if you aren't a believer and you don't live as Jesus commanded, you're not part of the club.
Turns out they all lived (and died) as Jesus commanded.

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. [Luke 19:27]
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But they aint shaking

Post by Mark Dreher » Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:43 am

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Well, you do succeed manfully if I do say so myself.








Well Thank you.

It's good, to be appreciated.

The Shekinah, has called "Gear Up".

And that, is a terrible thing, to say, if you knew what it meant.

When Shekinah, calls Metatron, her best, champion, to "Gear Up?"

That means work out, more.

Situps, already at 50, per day?

Go to a hundred (100).

Deep knees bends, already, at 250, per day.

Go to 500.

Gear Up, is a terrible terrible thing.

With a terrible, effect.

They are already, looking.

But they aint shaking

Hard enough.

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Well woop de do

Post by Mark Dreher » Fri Dec 19, 2014 11:09 am

Hermit wrote:Turns out they all lived (and died) as Jesus commanded.

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. [Luke 19:27]









Jesus, you must be careful.

Why?

Why is this, "a big deal?"

The Shekinah, loves him.

And, she only, has eyes, "for him".

That's why.

She would kill every human

Just to save

"His left toe".

Because, without him?

There is nothing.

She don't care, what the other people think.

Or if they live.

Mean's nothing.

As, she never

Sees anyone, but him.

That's all she looks at.

If, there are more people?

Well woop de do

I don't see them.

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Re: "To fix everything".

Post by Seth » Fri Dec 19, 2014 12:08 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:
Is that right Pope Seth? I think you'll find that Christianity is what God's spokespeople on earth say it is.
No, by definition it's what God says it is. What's certain is that it's not what YOU say it is.
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Total recall

Post by Mark Dreher » Fri Dec 19, 2014 12:24 pm

Seth wrote:
No, by definition it's what God says it is. What's certain is that it's not what YOU say it is.













Oh, sweetie.

Give me a fukkin break.

"I", haven't typed a word

"In years".

You, would have to be crazy

Not to see "the Shekinah", even in you.

Even in your ability, to place words.

A genius poet.

Ya

But you're only 22 years old.

That's impossible.

You can see it, even in yourself.

You know, "you're the Shekinah", or "something."

You just "didn't have the terms".

Never heard, of a Shekinah, or that that was one of God's names.

Or that, "you're it".

How could you, be it?

You, are only aware, "of your human, side".

Or? Your mind, would explode.

It's too much, for a human, "to believe, or comprehend".

So, you break it, "to yourself", a little, at a time.

Using your old friend, Enoch.

He, will break it to you gently, and explain everything.

Everything, you told him, to do.

But are not cognitively, aware of it, right now.

You sent, your own mission.

To wake

You

Up.

Hmm.. weird.

Like total recall, sort of.

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Post by Seth » Fri Dec 19, 2014 12:30 pm

Mark Dreher wrote:
Seth wrote:
No, by definition it's what God says it is. What's certain is that it's not what YOU say it is.













Oh, sweetie.

Give me a fukkin break.

"I", haven't typed a word

"In years".

You, would have to be crazy

Not to see "the Shekinah", even in you.

Even in your ability, to place words.

A genius poet.

Ya

But you're only 22 years old.

That's impossible.

You can see it, even in yourself.

You know, "you're the Shekinah", or "something."

You just "didn't have the terms".

Never heard, of a Shekinah, or that that was one of God's names.

Or that, "you're it".

How could you, be it?

You, are only aware, "of your human, side".

Or? Your mind, would explode.

It's too much, for a human, "to believe, or comprehend".

So, you break it, "to yourself", a little, at a time.

Using your old friend, Enoch.

He, will break it to you gently, and explain everything.

Everything, you told him, to do.

But are not cognitively, aware of it, right now.

You sent, your own mission.

To wake

You

Up.

Hmm.. weird.

Like total recall, sort of.
Er, I wasn't talking to you so mind your manners.
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Re: Hate Speech In Religious Texts

Post by pErvinalia » Fri Dec 19, 2014 12:38 pm

Seth wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:
Is that right Pope Seth? I think you'll find that Christianity is what God's spokespeople on earth say it is.
No, by definition it's what God says it is. What's certain is that it's not what YOU say it is.
I don't say it's anything other than what the authoritative figures say it is. I.e. THEY are supposedly the voice of God, not some troll on the internet like you.
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Post by Mark Dreher » Fri Dec 19, 2014 1:15 pm

Seth wrote:
Er, I wasn't talking to you so mind your manners.










All right.

You, are "my boss".

Believe it, or not.

Do you know why

"The earth was created?"

One reason, and one reason, only.

Ask your pal, Madonna, a huge fan, of "the Kabbalah", early Jewish writings.

And in there, and in the Zohar, "it is written".

The Kingdom of God

The Earth

The Moon

The Stars

Humanity

Animal

Plants

Life, itself.

All, were created, "for only one reason".

To get Shekinah

"Back to her husband"

Again.

Her husband, "the only one, she loves"

Is Metatron.

The head angel.

"The King of the Angels"

That's, her guy.

And, the only reason, life exists?

Is?

"To get them back together"

That's it.

Shekinah's husband?

"Is not home".

And

Nothing

Exists.

And no one

Is happy.

Until that miracle

Exists.

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Hubby, I don't care

Post by Mark Dreher » Fri Dec 19, 2014 1:24 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:
Seth wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:
Is that right Pope Seth? I think you'll find that Christianity is what God's spokespeople on earth say it is.
No, by definition it's what God says it is. What's certain is that it's not what YOU say it is.
I don't say it's anything other than what the authoritative figures say it is. I.e. THEY are supposedly the voice of God, not some troll on the internet like you.











You called me a fukkin troll.

And, you called me bub, or something.

Now, I gave you a complete "Absolution, of all your sins" on 12/17/14, "you have no sin, before that".

But you, are going to have to be polite.

You called me bub, or something, I don't remember.

But you do, I'm sure

You said, "Bub, I don't care, if you don't have any hemp, for christmas, or the holidays".

Is what, you said.

Now that, the term, "Bub", really made me mad.

That, is poetic license, "that is a lie", pure and simple.

You can't do that.

You must be accurate.

It is "Hubby, I don't care, if you don't have any hemp, for christmas, or the holidays".

Right?

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Re: Hate Speech In Religious Texts

Post by pErvinalia » Fri Dec 19, 2014 1:31 pm

Get off the herb, man. My post was to Seth. And it wasn't me that said that to you. Perhaps it was Gawd... :hehe:
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Re: Hate Speech In Religious Texts

Post by Mark Dreher » Fri Dec 19, 2014 2:13 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:Get off the herb, man. My post was to Seth. And it wasn't me that said that to you. Perhaps it was Gawd... :hehe:












I'm sorry.

This, is probably "a lot, for you".

You, poor kid.

I, wouldn't believe it, "if I were in your shoes".

So..

I understand.

The main thing, "is that I be gentle".

If I loved you.

And, I do.

This, must be real weird, really.

Too much data, at one time.

Can boggle, your mind.

I know.

So, I just want "you", to know. This will all turn out, just fine.

Every big thing, every little thing, everything. "Will be wonderful", for you.

So, that's like good news, Is this, going to "increase my happiness?"

Yes, you will love it,eventually.

So, that's good news.

But anything, dealing with me?

Is "overwhelming", too much.

Too much data.

Wow, it's a lot.

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Re: Hate Speech In Religious Texts

Post by pErvinalia » Fri Dec 19, 2014 2:14 pm

Um, ok. :?
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