Is that a python in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?Mark Dreher wrote:Seth wrote:
Oh, okay. Well, would you tell her to get the fuck on with it? I'm tired of waiting around for the Four Horsemen and the Last Trump. The one we've got has a haircut that sucks giant dick.
Giant dick?
We don't like that term.
I didn't know you were a dwarf, like Tyrion Lannister. He's reputed to have a giant cock too.Enormous, dick.
Is politically correct.
We, are discriminated against, at every turn.
Try deflating it and rolling it up like a fire hose. There's a brand of underwear here in the US called "Anaconda" made explicitly for black men with huge....assets.Turnstiles? Always jam up. We can't get through em.
Something called "Comfyballs" just got turned down for trademark protection here too.
Or you could hire another midget with a wheelbarrow to follow you around carrying your giant dick for you.
I wonder if getting an erection during a search by TSA is against the law?And a plane? Requires a pat down, and groping, by some gal, "that never ends".
Well, you do succeed manfully if I do say so myself.Its not easy
Being sleazy.
But we try.