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Re: Global Warming Update: Hell Freezes Over!

Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:46 pm

I don't think they expect much. There seems to be very little going on inside their heads.
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Re: Global Warming Update: Hell Freezes Over!

Post by mistermack » Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:28 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Seems the average climate denialist expects the ice to melt in as linear and predictable a way as an ice-cube on a pub table.
I have to admit, that record sea-ice in the Antarctic is definitely non-linear. It's about as non-linear as it gets.

Of course, if it were at record LOWS, alarmists would be pointing out that THAT was just melting being non-linear. Like they did last year, for the Arctic???
Oh no, wait, that was seen as the imminent end of Arctic sea ice.
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Re: Global Warming Update: Hell Freezes Over!

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:33 pm

The trend for the Arctic ice is pretty clear.
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Re: Global Warming Update: Hell Freezes Over!

Post by mistermack » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:12 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:The trend for the Arctic ice is pretty clear.
It is, but it's not unique.
Of course, nobody was measuring the Arctic sea-ice in the medieval warm period, but I should think that the trend was much the same.
In Britain, it was extremely warm for a while, and I can't see much chance that the Arctic was still ice-bound. That would have affected our climate, for sure. What would climate scientists have made of that clear melting trend?

But then, along came the little ice age, with Ice Fairs being held on the Thames in London, on top of several feet of frozen Thames. If we'd had climate scientists then, they would have been turning somersaults.
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It's getting warmer...we're responsible

Post by macdoc » Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:38 am

For those few remaining under the delusion that AGW has stopped...
2013 Brings Warmest November Since At Least 1880
By MARCIA DUNN 12/17/13 01:49 PM ET EST AP

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) — November was a hot month for planet Earth.

Government scientists reported Tuesday that last month set a heat record. They say it was the warmest November on record, across Earth, since record-keeping began in 1880.

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration says average global temperature, for water and land surfaces combined, was 56.6 degrees (13.7 Celsius). That's 1.4 degrees (0.78 degrees Celsius) above the 20th century average.

It was the 37th consecutive November with above-average temperatures. The last below-average November was in 1976.

It was also the 345th straight month with above-average temperatures. That's almost 29 years.

Among the November hot spots: much of Eurasia, Central America and the Indian Ocean. In Russia, it was the warmest November on record. But parts of North America were cooler than average.
2013 Brings Warmest November Since At Least 1880

this is local due to the Arctic dipole weather pattern....
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Post by Seth » Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:47 am

macdoc wrote:For those few remaining under the delusion that AGW has stopped...
2013 Brings Warmest November Since At Least 1880
By MARCIA DUNN 12/17/13 01:49 PM ET EST AP

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) — November was a hot month for planet Earth.

Government scientists reported Tuesday that last month set a heat record. They say it was the warmest November on record, across Earth, since record-keeping began in 1880.

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration says average global temperature, for water and land surfaces combined, was 56.6 degrees (13.7 Celsius). That's 1.4 degrees (0.78 degrees Celsius) above the 20th century average.

It was the 37th consecutive November with above-average temperatures. The last below-average November was in 1976.

It was also the 345th straight month with above-average temperatures. That's almost 29 years.

Among the November hot spots: much of Eurasia, Central America and the Indian Ocean. In Russia, it was the warmest November on record. But parts of North America were cooler than average.
2013 Brings Warmest November Since At Least 1880

this is local due to the Arctic dipole weather pattern....
Of courses some other "authority" said it's only 0.35 degrees f since whenever they started, based on satellite observations.

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Re: Global Warming Update: Hell Freezes Over!

Post by macdoc » Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:06 am

what the fuck are you on about...more Faux news bullpuckey??

wrong as usual....




Below-average temperatures were present for a majority of the contiguous U.S. east of the Rockies. Above-average temperatures were present for the Southwest, as well as Florida. No state had November temperatures ranking among the ten warmest or coolest.
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http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/sotc/national

We travelled all over the west and north west in November with lovely temperatures.

That said ...the Arctic Dipole will show excursions of cold air further south than normal.....but that's unlikely to impact a total month.
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Re: Global Warming Update: Hell Freezes Over!

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:04 am

mistermack wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:The trend for the Arctic ice is pretty clear.
It is, but it's not unique.
Of course, nobody was measuring the Arctic sea-ice in the medieval warm period, but I should think that the trend was much the same.
In Britain, it was extremely warm for a while, and I can't see much chance that the Arctic was still ice-bound. That would have affected our climate, for sure. What would climate scientists have made of that clear melting trend?

But then, along came the little ice age, with Ice Fairs being held on the Thames in London, on top of several feet of frozen Thames. If we'd had climate scientists then, they would have been turning somersaults.
Climate fluctuated in the past?? No way! That definitely means that all the carbon dioxide humans have put in the atmosphere in the last hundred-plus years can't be affecting the current climate.
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Re: Global Warming Update: Hell Freezes Over!

Post by mistermack » Wed Dec 18, 2013 7:39 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote: Climate fluctuated in the past?? No way! That definitely means that all the carbon dioxide humans have put in the atmosphere in the last hundred-plus years can't be affecting the current climate.
It's interesting that you mention the last 100-plus years.
If you take a look at this graph, the total tonnage of carbon over time is represented by the area under the black line, for a given period.
If you look at the area under the 100 years, from 1850 to 1950, it's roughly equal to the area under the last sixteen years.

So we've produced a hundred years worth of carbon, in the last sixteen years. And that's on top of an already significantly raised level in the atmosphere.
But the atmospheric temperature hasn't moved.



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Re: Global Warming Update: Hell Freezes Over!

Post by Tero » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:03 pm

>>But the atmospheric temperature hasn't moved.<<

Still at it. :D

It's a fucking line! No higher math needed.

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Post by Seth » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:20 pm

Tero wrote:>>But the atmospheric temperature hasn't moved.<<

Still at it. :D

It's a fucking line! No higher math needed.
Well, yes. But the point is that in the last 16 years the line hasn't moved as predicted. Thus, verified reality is in conflict with hysterical prognostications drawn from simplistic and erroneous computer models. You can say "the trend line is going up" all you like, but the beginning of a change in that trend line is as important a consideration as the PAST history that produced the trend line in the first place. Ever hear that old saw pandered in micro-print by your investment advisor about your stocks and mutual funds: "Past performance is not an indicator of future performance"?

You see, the thing is that all of the verified, historic warming that has been measured still has not come anywhere near fluctuating outside of the global maximums and minimums over time. How much time? Depends on which hysterical argument you want to pander to...Global Warming Panic or Ice Age Panic. The farther back you go in time the less horrific the recent deviations from "normal" become. And over geological periods the upward trend ALWAYS ends at some point and begins to swing the other way, just like it appears to be doing right now. It's not just "not going up as fast as before" it's radically departed from the predictions upon which trillions of dollars of economy-crushing regulations and actions are based. Crashing the economy of the entire globe by panicking about "global warming" is not just imprudent, it's idiotic given the fact that all the IPCC hysteria has as its core purpose nothing whatever to do with global warming and everything to do with power, control and redistribution of wealth.

It's almost 70f here today, a new "record," but little more than a week ago it was record below-zero records being set with thousands of record lows being set all across the US. None of which were predicted by any of the climate models. If they can't tell me exactly what the temperature is going to be next week or next month, much less next year, why would I believe they can tell me what it's going to be 20 or 50 or a hundred years from now?

Fucking take a Thorazine or three and relax. Earth abides. Adapt or die.
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Re: Global Warming Update: Hell Freezes Over!

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:41 am

Weather =/= climate. But you already know this, Seth.
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Re: Global Warming Update: Hell Freezes Over!

Post by Seth » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:56 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Weather =/= climate. But you already know this, Seth.
And climate =/= ignorant computer-based prognostications that don't fit actuality or geopolitical brinksmanship.
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Re: Global Warming Update: Hell Freezes Over!

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:03 am

And Obama=/=Stalin
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