The headline did not make any sense until shoes were mentioned.
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Shoes..the cause of many problems
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Re: Shoes..the cause of many problems
Well that's alright then......He actually landed on one of the stalls below and then fell to the floor so although the store was damaged it meant he didn't hit anybody...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: Shoes..the cause of many problems
What's afoot?
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JimC
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Re: Shoes..the cause of many problems
Put a sock in it! 
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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And my gin!
Re: Shoes..the cause of many problems
Toe the line, you heel 
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These boots are made for walking!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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This is why I refuse to go shopping with wimminz. That could so easily be me.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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Re: Shoes..the cause of many problems
Meeky would be proud of you.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:This is why I refuse to go shopping with wimminz. That could so easily be me.
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Re: Shoes..the cause of many problems
Tragic but at least our Her Imperial Majesty's Government is doing its level best to eliminate the problems causes by shoes. If its austerity measues are a success, fewer people than ever in Blighty will have shoes...
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Re: Shoes..the cause of many problems
I know how he felt. My new shoes were killing me, yesterday.
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