Shoes..the cause of many problems

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Shoes..the cause of many problems

Post by Tero » Wed Dec 11, 2013 11:13 pm

The headline did not make any sense until shoes were mentioned.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -shop.html

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Post by JimC » Wed Dec 11, 2013 11:18 pm

...He actually landed on one of the stalls below and then fell to the floor so although the store was damaged it meant he didn't hit anybody...
Well that's alright then... :tea:
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Post by HomerJay » Wed Dec 11, 2013 11:19 pm

What's afoot?

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Post by JimC » Wed Dec 11, 2013 11:20 pm

Put a sock in it! :lay:
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Post by HomerJay » Wed Dec 11, 2013 11:29 pm

Toe the line, you heel :nono:

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Post by JimC » Wed Dec 11, 2013 11:55 pm

These boots are made for walking!
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:01 am

This is why I refuse to go shopping with wimminz. That could so easily be me. :nono:
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Post by klr » Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:02 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:This is why I refuse to go shopping with wimminz. That could so easily be me. :nono:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:28 am

Tragic but at least our Her Imperial Majesty's Government is doing its level best to eliminate the problems causes by shoes. If its austerity measues are a success, fewer people than ever in Blighty will have shoes...
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Re: Shoes..the cause of many problems

Post by mistermack » Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:03 pm

I know how he felt. My new shoes were killing me, yesterday.
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