Captain getting blow job..
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Captain getting blow job..
...while ship runs aground. No damage to penis!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24733882
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24733882
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Unlucky to have a woman on deck, even if she is a real go'er.Tero wrote:...while ship runs aground. No damage to penis!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24733882

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Well, lucky to have her on dick, but unlucky to have her on deck.
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Tero wrote:...while ship runs aground. No damage to penis!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24733882

Tell us something we would never have guessed. Man captains ship, man shows off to woman. It's in his genes FFS.Local press have speculated the captain may have been distracted by her presence, or even showing off.
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Not a good idea to move from blowjob to ballsuck at the same moment he was turning the tiller. 

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''You know what darling? I think the Earth really DID move, that time.''
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tattuchu wrote:Well, lucky to have her on dick, but unlucky to have her on deck.
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rEvolutionist wrote:tattuchu wrote:Well, lucky to have her on dick, but unlucky to have her on deck.

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People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Re: Captain getting blow job..
I remember her now.
They interviewed her, after the accident, and while everyone else was saying that the captain went missing after the crash, she was saying how wonderful he was in a crisis, and making him out to be some sort of hero.
It did seem incongurous at the time. It's no wonder the prosecutors noticed, and smelt a rat.
Or a fish.
They interviewed her, after the accident, and while everyone else was saying that the captain went missing after the crash, she was saying how wonderful he was in a crisis, and making him out to be some sort of hero.
It did seem incongurous at the time. It's no wonder the prosecutors noticed, and smelt a rat.
Or a fish.
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