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Captain getting blow job..

Post by Tero » Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:30 pm

...while ship runs aground. No damage to penis!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24733882

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Re: Captain getting blow job..

Post by cronus » Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:35 pm

Tero wrote:...while ship runs aground. No damage to penis!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24733882
Unlucky to have a woman on deck, even if she is a real go'er. :coffee:
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Post by tattuchu » Tue Oct 29, 2013 7:15 pm

Well, lucky to have her on dick, but unlucky to have her on deck.
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Post by klr » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:36 pm

Tero wrote:...while ship runs aground. No damage to penis!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24733882
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Local press have speculated the captain may have been distracted by her presence, or even showing off.
Tell us something we would never have guessed. Man captains ship, man shows off to woman. It's in his genes FFS.
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Post by cronus » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:31 pm

Not a good idea to move from blowjob to ballsuck at the same moment he was turning the tiller. :coffee:
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Post by mistermack » Wed Oct 30, 2013 11:34 pm

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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Oct 30, 2013 11:44 pm

tattuchu wrote:Well, lucky to have her on dick, but unlucky to have her on deck.
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Post by Faithfree » Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:07 am

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tattuchu wrote:Well, lucky to have her on dick, but unlucky to have her on deck.
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Post by tattuchu » Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:27 am

:funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny:
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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Re: Captain getting blow job..

Post by mistermack » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:17 am

I remember her now.
They interviewed her, after the accident, and while everyone else was saying that the captain went missing after the crash, she was saying how wonderful he was in a crisis, and making him out to be some sort of hero.

It did seem incongurous at the time. It's no wonder the prosecutors noticed, and smelt a rat.
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