Jesus saves man from being burned to death.
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Jesus saves man from being burned to death.
Jesus saves, and now it's a proven fact.
Without the help of Jesus, this man would have died a terrible death.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... light.html
Without the help of Jesus, this man would have died a terrible death.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... light.html
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Re: Jesus saves man from being burned to death.
Very nearly a candidate for a Darwin award. 

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Re: Jesus saves man from being burned to death.
I'll bet he feels a bit sheepish now.A reveller dressed as Larry the Lamb suffered these horrific burns after a prankster set fire to his outfit - and he turned into a human fireball.
Peter Buck, 35, spent four hours painstakingly gluing four bags of cotton wool to his torso to look like the famous cartoon character.
He went on a boozy night out with a group of mates - also in fancy dress - before ducking out of a pub for a cigarette.
With Peter's permission, a tipsy friend set fire to a loose strand of his costume 'to see what would happen'.

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I'll bet Larry the Lamb is feeling a bit tender now.
He's obviously never heard the expression ''gun cotton''.
Just a few other ingredients, and he could have launched himself into orbit.
He's obviously never heard the expression ''gun cotton''.
Just a few other ingredients, and he could have launched himself into orbit.
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Nasty. The merest spark will ignite cotton wool.
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This brings up an interesting Trinitarian dilemma: Was it not transcendent God the Father who decided to Paschalize our unfortunate lamb in the first place?
If that's so, do we not now have a verified instance of the Son of Man subverting Divine Will?
If that's so, do we not now have a verified instance of the Son of Man subverting Divine Will?
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Re: Jesus saves man from being burned to death.
Guy should have used real wool - it only smoulders...
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Re: Jesus saves man from being burned to death.
Then again, how could Divine Will be subverted, even by the Son of God?
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