Jesus saves man from being burned to death.

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Jesus saves man from being burned to death.

Post by mistermack » Wed Oct 30, 2013 11:50 am

Jesus saves, and now it's a proven fact.

Without the help of Jesus, this man would have died a terrible death.

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Post by klr » Wed Oct 30, 2013 12:03 pm

Very nearly a candidate for a Darwin award. :roll:
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Post by Faithfree » Wed Oct 30, 2013 12:10 pm

A reveller dressed as Larry the Lamb suffered these horrific burns after a prankster set fire to his outfit - and he turned into a human fireball.

Peter Buck, 35, spent four hours painstakingly gluing four bags of cotton wool to his torso to look like the famous cartoon character.

He went on a boozy night out with a group of mates - also in fancy dress - before ducking out of a pub for a cigarette.

With Peter's permission, a tipsy friend set fire to a loose strand of his costume 'to see what would happen'.
I'll bet he feels a bit sheepish now. :coffee:
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Post by mistermack » Wed Oct 30, 2013 12:31 pm

I'll bet Larry the Lamb is feeling a bit tender now.

He's obviously never heard the expression ''gun cotton''.
Just a few other ingredients, and he could have launched himself into orbit.
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Wed Oct 30, 2013 1:59 pm

Nasty. The merest spark will ignite cotton wool.
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Post by piscator » Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:20 pm

This brings up an interesting Trinitarian dilemma: Was it not transcendent God the Father who decided to Paschalize our unfortunate lamb in the first place?
If that's so, do we not now have a verified instance of the Son of Man subverting Divine Will?

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Post by JimC » Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:52 pm

Guy should have used real wool - it only smoulders...
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Re: Jesus saves man from being burned to death.

Post by piscator » Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:16 pm

Then again, how could Divine Will be subverted, even by the Son of God?

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