Sudoku Grave Breaches Standards!

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Re: Sudoku Grave Breaches Standards!

Post by Faithfree » Sun Oct 20, 2013 2:08 am

I'm guessing that inscribing the headstone with an ancient instrument of torture and death would have been quite okay. :coffee:
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sun Oct 20, 2013 2:23 am

I thought sudoku was an instument of torture... :?
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Re: Sudoku Grave Breaches Standards!

Post by Faithfree » Sun Oct 20, 2013 2:39 am

If Jesus had died of frustration while trying to solve a Sudoku, Christians would be wearing little Sudoku puzzles around their necks.
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Post by JimC » Sun Oct 20, 2013 3:08 am

Faithfree wrote:If Jesus had died of frustration while trying to solve a Sudoku, Christians would be wearing little Sudoku puzzles around their necks.
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Re: Sudoku Grave Breaches Standards!

Post by Faithfree » Sun Oct 20, 2013 2:35 pm

Mel Gibson’s “The Sudoku of the Christ” would have had him sweating pints of blood before the final orgasmic haemorrhage when he couldn’t get the last line.
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Re: Sudoku Grave Breaches Standards!

Post by mistermack » Sun Oct 20, 2013 5:28 pm

I would think that she would have a legal case against the Parish Council, if they never made arrangements for every application for burial to be supplied with or be made aware of their rules. But if they did supply that information, it's the widow's fault.

Parish Councils are not a church organisation, they are the lowest rung of local government.
But most of the busybodies that get on them will likely be religious. Especially in a country parish.

I personally don't like sentimental stuff on gravestones. You start with Sudoku and end up with Walt Disney. So I agree with the policy, but you have an obligation to make sure that people are aware of it.
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Post by cronus » Sun Oct 20, 2013 5:54 pm

A crossword would have been a work around.
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:19 pm

I suppose a Rubic's Cube gravestone is out of the question...? :ask:
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Re: Sudoku Grave Breaches Standards!

Post by klr » Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:27 pm

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:I suppose a Rubic's Cube gravestone is out of the question...? :ask:
Only if it comes with a step-by-step solution for the frustrated. :gaah:
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Re: Sudoku Grave Breaches Standards!

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Sun Oct 20, 2013 11:16 pm

mistermack wrote:...I personally don't like sentimental stuff on gravestones...
Best avoid catholic graveyards then...
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Re: Sudoku Grave Breaches Standards!

Post by mistermack » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:55 am

Horwood Beer-Master wrote:
mistermack wrote:...I personally don't like sentimental stuff on gravestones...
Best avoid catholic graveyards then...
Catholic graveyards are fine. Nice and dignified. Till you come to the travelers section. Then all hell breaks loose.
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Re: Sudoku Grave Breaches Standards!

Post by PsychoSerenity » Mon Oct 21, 2013 12:51 pm

klr wrote:
JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:I suppose a Rubic's Cube gravestone is out of the question...? :ask:
Only if it comes with a step-by-step solution for the frustrated. :gaah:
Step One: Search the internet for "How to solve a Rubik's Cube".
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Re: Sudoku Grave Breaches Standards!

Post by klr » Mon Oct 21, 2013 1:06 pm

PsychoSerenity wrote:
klr wrote:
JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:I suppose a Rubic's Cube gravestone is out of the question...? :ask:
Only if it comes with a step-by-step solution for the frustrated. :gaah:
Step One: Search the internet for "How to solve a Rubik's Cube".
I have that already - I got it with the cube I bought a couple of years ago. I only need it for the bottom layer, which has always caused me problems. :lay:
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