
Sudoku Grave Breaches Standards!
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Re: Sudoku Grave Breaches Standards!
I'm guessing that inscribing the headstone with an ancient instrument of torture and death would have been quite okay. 

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I thought sudoku was an instument of torture... 

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If Jesus had died of frustration while trying to solve a Sudoku, Christians would be wearing little Sudoku puzzles around their necks.
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Re: Sudoku Grave Breaches Standards!
Faithfree wrote:If Jesus had died of frustration while trying to solve a Sudoku, Christians would be wearing little Sudoku puzzles around their necks.

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Mel Gibson’s “The Sudoku of the Christ” would have had him sweating pints of blood before the final orgasmic haemorrhage when he couldn’t get the last line.
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I would think that she would have a legal case against the Parish Council, if they never made arrangements for every application for burial to be supplied with or be made aware of their rules. But if they did supply that information, it's the widow's fault.
Parish Councils are not a church organisation, they are the lowest rung of local government.
But most of the busybodies that get on them will likely be religious. Especially in a country parish.
I personally don't like sentimental stuff on gravestones. You start with Sudoku and end up with Walt Disney. So I agree with the policy, but you have an obligation to make sure that people are aware of it.
Parish Councils are not a church organisation, they are the lowest rung of local government.
But most of the busybodies that get on them will likely be religious. Especially in a country parish.
I personally don't like sentimental stuff on gravestones. You start with Sudoku and end up with Walt Disney. So I agree with the policy, but you have an obligation to make sure that people are aware of it.
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A crossword would have been a work around.
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I suppose a Rubic's Cube gravestone is out of the question...? 

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Re: Sudoku Grave Breaches Standards!
Only if it comes with a step-by-step solution for the frustrated.JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:I suppose a Rubic's Cube gravestone is out of the question...?

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Re: Sudoku Grave Breaches Standards!
Best avoid catholic graveyards then...mistermack wrote:...I personally don't like sentimental stuff on gravestones...

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Catholic graveyards are fine. Nice and dignified. Till you come to the travelers section. Then all hell breaks loose.Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Best avoid catholic graveyards then...mistermack wrote:...I personally don't like sentimental stuff on gravestones...
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Re: Sudoku Grave Breaches Standards!
Step One: Search the internet for "How to solve a Rubik's Cube".klr wrote:Only if it comes with a step-by-step solution for the frustrated.JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:I suppose a Rubic's Cube gravestone is out of the question...?
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Re: Sudoku Grave Breaches Standards!
I have that already - I got it with the cube I bought a couple of years ago. I only need it for the bottom layer, which has always caused me problems.PsychoSerenity wrote:Step One: Search the internet for "How to solve a Rubik's Cube".klr wrote:Only if it comes with a step-by-step solution for the frustrated.JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:I suppose a Rubic's Cube gravestone is out of the question...?

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