The perfectly inoffensive grave of a dead husband that was a big fan of sudoku puzzles has been deemed "unacceptable" by the graveyard and ordered to be changed.
Fucking wankers!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-24580742
Sudoku Grave Breaches Standards!
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Sudoku Grave Breaches Standards!
More fucking jobsworth bollocks!
The perfectly inoffensive grave of a dead husband that was a big fan of sudoku puzzles has been deemed "unacceptable" by the graveyard and ordered to be changed.
Fucking wankers!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-24580742
The perfectly inoffensive grave of a dead husband that was a big fan of sudoku puzzles has been deemed "unacceptable" by the graveyard and ordered to be changed.
Fucking wankers!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-24580742
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Re: Sudoku Grave Breaches Standards!
The Bible has a full chapter devoted to numbers so I don't see the issue? 
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Re: Sudoku Grave Breaches Standards!
I read that in our paper.
Small-minded idiocy. Hopefully there is an appeal process...
Small-minded idiocy. Hopefully there is an appeal process...
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Better still, let's hope it just generates loads and loads of bad press for the Church.
It's a right puzzle how they could make such a grave PR blunder.
It's a right puzzle how they could make such a grave PR blunder.
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Was it the church, or just petty graveyard bureaucrats?klr wrote:Better still, let's hope it just generates loads and loads of bad press for the Church.
It's a right puzzle how they could make such a grave PR blunder.
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"Farndon Parish Council". Make of that what you will. Sounds like religious bureaucracy to me - the worst of both worlds.
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They probably thought the maths symbols were occult signs used by devil worshippers...klr wrote:"Farndon Parish Council". Make of that what you will. Sounds like religious bureaucracy to me - the worst of both worlds.
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Those numbers were not invented by Christians!JimC wrote:They probably thought the maths symbols were occult signs used by devil worshippers...klr wrote:"Farndon Parish Council". Make of that what you will. Sounds like religious bureaucracy to me - the worst of both worlds.
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Farndon is just down the road from me.
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I suggest you go down there and solve the puzzleJacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Farndon is just down the road from me.
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I still haven't got around to finding Mr. Father Christmas' grave yet....He's buried around here in Chester, too. (Photos when I do.)klr wrote:I suggest you go down there and solve the puzzleJacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Farndon is just down the road from me.
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That's not enough! He should chain himself, preferably naked, to the headstone, to protect it from church vandals!klr wrote:I suggest you go down there and solve the puzzleJacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Farndon is just down the road from me.
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I'm sure that would violate some long-standing church or royal ordnance or other. It's probably got an entry in the Magna Carta.JimC wrote:That's not enough! He should chain himself, preferably naked, to the headstone, to protect it from church vandals!klr wrote:I suggest you go down there and solve the puzzleJacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Farndon is just down the road from me.
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The whole thing is a very grave matter...
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