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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Oct 19, 2013 6:27 am
More fucking jobsworth bollocks!
The perfectly inoffensive grave of a dead husband that was a big fan of sudoku puzzles has been deemed "unacceptable" by the graveyard and ordered to be changed.
Fucking wankers!
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by cronus » Sat Oct 19, 2013 6:56 am
The Bible has a full chapter devoted to numbers so I don't see the issue?

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by JimC » Sat Oct 19, 2013 8:06 am
I read that in our paper.
Small-minded idiocy. Hopefully there is an appeal process...
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by klr » Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:48 pm
Better still, let's hope it just generates loads and loads of bad press for the Church.
It's a right puzzle how they could make such a grave PR blunder.
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by JimC » Sat Oct 19, 2013 10:10 pm
klr wrote:Better still, let's hope it just generates loads and loads of bad press for the Church.
It's a right puzzle how they could make such a grave PR blunder.
Was it the church, or just petty graveyard bureaucrats?
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by klr » Sat Oct 19, 2013 10:13 pm
"Farndon Parish Council". Make of that what you will. Sounds like religious bureaucracy to me - the worst of both worlds.
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by JimC » Sat Oct 19, 2013 10:17 pm
klr wrote:"Farndon Parish Council". Make of that what you will. Sounds like religious bureaucracy to me - the worst of both worlds.
They probably thought the maths symbols were occult signs used by devil worshippers...

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by klr » Sat Oct 19, 2013 10:21 pm
JimC wrote:klr wrote:"Farndon Parish Council". Make of that what you will. Sounds like religious bureaucracy to me - the worst of both worlds.
They probably thought the maths symbols were occult signs used by devil worshippers...

Those numbers were not invented by Christians!

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by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sat Oct 19, 2013 11:01 pm
Farndon is just down the road from me.

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by klr » Sat Oct 19, 2013 11:04 pm
JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Farndon is just down the road from me.

I suggest you go down there and solve the puzzle

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by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sat Oct 19, 2013 11:09 pm
klr wrote:JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Farndon is just down the road from me.

I suggest you go down there and solve the puzzle

I still haven't got around to finding Mr. Father Christmas' grave yet....He's buried around here in Chester, too. (Photos when I do.)
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by JimC » Sat Oct 19, 2013 11:24 pm
klr wrote:JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Farndon is just down the road from me.

I suggest you go down there and solve the puzzle

That's not enough! He should chain himself, preferably naked, to the headstone, to protect it from church vandals!
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by klr » Sat Oct 19, 2013 11:47 pm
JimC wrote:klr wrote:JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Farndon is just down the road from me.

I suggest you go down there and solve the puzzle

That's not enough! He should chain himself, preferably naked, to the headstone, to protect it from church vandals!
I'm sure that would violate some long-standing church or royal ordnance or other. It's probably got an entry in the
Magna Carta.

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by JimC » Sat Oct 19, 2013 11:56 pm
The whole thing is a very grave matter...
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