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Post by Tyrannical » Sun Sep 22, 2013 12:44 pm

Venezuela has been adopting old Soviet style collectivism a piece at a time, and has been emulating them quite well. Which means everything they touch turns to shit.
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Post by cronus » Sun Sep 22, 2013 1:41 pm

Tyrannical wrote:Venezuela has been adopting old Soviet style collectivism a piece at a time, and has been emulating them quite well. Which means everything they touch turns to shit.
A big change is on the horizon with any toilet roll shortage.
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Post by laklak » Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:13 pm

I've always maintained that when the shit hits the fan and society collapses, those with a couple of warehouses full of toilet paper will be Kings.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Post by Cormac » Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:08 am

Scrumple wrote:Corruption will make both socialism and capitalism tilt if the black market is big and wide enough. Artificial scarcity might occur as a result of criminal activity. The CIA may have a interested in blowing up toilet roll factories for idealogical reasons. The evidence does not support a system failure but rather a human failure with things that are as basic as standard soft two-ply. One can imagine a criminal community awash with cocaine requiring some alternative basic commodity to act as a currency where dollars are scarce on account of embargo's.
You might easily imagine such far fetched nonsense.

I'd go along with it, if I thought you were having a laugh.

Unfortunately, I think you're serious.
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Post by Cormac » Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:08 am

laklak wrote:I've always maintained that when the shit hits the fan and society collapses, those with a couple of warehouses full of toilet paper will be Kings.
I believe that Seth already posted about this, IIRC.
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Re: Troops seize toilet paper factory to avoid shortage

Post by laklak » Mon Sep 23, 2013 1:56 am

I've got 24 rolls in the garage, anybody want to trade? I'm looking for fresh eggs, some 10d common nails and 10 pounds of bread flour.
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Post by Seth » Mon Sep 23, 2013 2:25 am

laklak wrote:I've got 24 rolls in the garage, anybody want to trade? I'm looking for fresh eggs, some 10d common nails and 10 pounds of bread flour.
C'mon dude, you're devaluing the currency. One roll is worth at least a week of hot sex with a beautiful girl. One fuck per two squares perhaps.
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Post by Azathoth » Mon Sep 23, 2013 2:27 am

Scrumple wrote:
Tyrannical wrote:Venezuela has been adopting old Soviet style collectivism a piece at a time, and has been emulating them quite well. Which means everything they touch turns to shit.
A big change is on the horizon with any toilet roll shortage.
A change of underwear at the very least
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Re: Troops seize toilet paper factory to avoid shortage

Post by Warren Dew » Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:16 am

Why do I suspect that seizure of the plant will ensure supplies only for Maduro's supporters?
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Re: Troops seize toilet paper factory to avoid shortage

Post by JimC » Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:55 am

Warren Dew wrote:Why do I suspect that seizure of the plant will ensure supplies only for Maduro's supporters?
Because you've got a nasty suspicious mind, and unfairly distrust their beloved leader?

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Re: Troops seize toilet paper factory to avoid shortage

Post by Tyrannical » Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:24 am

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laklak wrote:I've always maintained that when the shit hits the fan and society collapses, those with a couple of warehouses full of toilet paper will be Kings.
I believe that Seth already posted about this, IIRC.
Mentioned in some zombie apocalypse games too.
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Re: Troops seize toilet paper factory to avoid shortage

Post by mistermack » Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:58 am

When I was a kid, the toilet paper at school was jeyes. It was just like tracing paper. Stiff, sharp, transparent and slippery.
And it was about as absorbent as kitchen foil.

So if I was in Venezuela, I'd just use aluminium foil. It would bring it all back.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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