Australian Election
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Australian Election
The Federal election is on this coming Saturday.
For differing reasons, I detest both major parties and their leaders.
The Greens have some policies I support, but are looney-tune leftists in many other ways, so fuck 'em.
There is a huge range of minor parties, most of whom are utter nut-jobs or feral right-wing lunatics.
It's a toss-up whether I vote for the Sex Party, or vote informal by scrolling "All politicians are arseholes" across both ballot papers...
For differing reasons, I detest both major parties and their leaders.
The Greens have some policies I support, but are looney-tune leftists in many other ways, so fuck 'em.
There is a huge range of minor parties, most of whom are utter nut-jobs or feral right-wing lunatics.
It's a toss-up whether I vote for the Sex Party, or vote informal by scrolling "All politicians are arseholes" across both ballot papers...
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Re: Australian Election
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Re: Australian Election
Aye.JimC wrote:The Federal election is on this coming Saturday.
For differing reasons, I detest both major parties and their leaders.
The Greens have some policies I support, but are looney-tune leftists in many other ways, so fuck 'em.
There is a huge range of minor parties, most of whom are utter nut-jobs or feral right-wing lunatics.
It's a toss-up whether I vote for the Sex Party, or vote informal by scrolling "All politicians are arseholes" across both ballot papers...
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Kill me. It's all too much.
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Tony will kill you, just give him time...rEvolutionist wrote:Kill me. It's all too much.
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I like recounting the story about how I nearly ran over Tony Abbott when I was driving cabs years ago. If only I'd known back then what I know now (that he is about to destroy our country), I might not have applied the brakes.
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Life is a series of missed opportunities, or perhaps of small disappointments culminating in death. Either way, it ain't no fucking picnic.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Saw an article yesterday about this Abbott chap. He seems an ass. His main foreign policy seems to be to suck up to Indonesia.
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No, he's pissed them off greatly with a series of ridiculous unilateral policy decisions relating to the stream of refugees coming through Indonesia. He's also pissed off PNG where we are hiding refugees for the time being. He described the Syrian civil war as "baddies vs baddies". Fuck, I could go on for thousands of words. The man is an utterly contemptible buffoon who is a homophobe and a sexist. The fact that he's looking like getting voted in here is causing a lot of despair on the left. What the fuck has gone wrong with our country to look to take such a big step backwards?
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"Asia First" policy, I hear
"If elected, Mr Abbott said, his first trips abroad would be to Indonesia, China, Japan and South Korea. He said that Indonesia was Australia’s “most important” relationship"
Economically and geographically this makese sense but politically could leave Oz with some slightly uncomfortable bedfellows.
Frankly, I think self-governing status should be revoked and direct rule re-imposed from London.
"If elected, Mr Abbott said, his first trips abroad would be to Indonesia, China, Japan and South Korea. He said that Indonesia was Australia’s “most important” relationship"
Economically and geographically this makese sense but politically could leave Oz with some slightly uncomfortable bedfellows.
Frankly, I think self-governing status should be revoked and direct rule re-imposed from London.
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Re: Australian Election
Abbot is an ass. And a dick. And a shit head. And a prick. And he makes me want to swear. A lot. Swear a lot all the time. And kick things. And swear.Clinton Huxley wrote:Saw an article yesterday about this Abbott chap. He seems an ass. His main foreign policy seems to be to suck up to Indonesia.
Did I mention a scheming money grabbing budgie smuggler wearing Murdoch sucking inhumane uncaring stupid donkey eared twat?
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It's just rhetoric to make up for the fact that he's pissed so many foreigners off. He's also copping flack in relation to his naivety compared to the current PM who speaks fluent Mandarin and has engaged a lot with China (Labor has been the leader here for decades regarding engaging with Asia; the conservatives don't want to deal with a bunch of gooks).Clinton Huxley wrote:"Asia First" policy, I hear
"If elected, Mr Abbott said, his first trips abroad would be to Indonesia, China, Japan and South Korea. He said that Indonesia was Australia’s “most important” relationship"
Economically and geographically this makese sense but politically could leave Oz with some slightly uncomfortable bedfellows.
The population is fully on board with our relationship with China and other SE Asian nations. The racists manage to put aside their hate for brown/yellow people as long as they get something out of it (i.e. money).
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I used to think that I was the only person who knew how to run Britain properly. The two twats leading Labour and the Tories certainly don't.
But now I find that the local joiner also know's what's needed. And the man who services air conditioning units.
It's beginning to look like everyone here, except the two at the top, would make a good leader.
Maybe Australia is the same. Maybe it's a fundamental constant. God must have intelligently designed the world so that the shit floats to the top.
But now I find that the local joiner also know's what's needed. And the man who services air conditioning units.
It's beginning to look like everyone here, except the two at the top, would make a good leader.
Maybe Australia is the same. Maybe it's a fundamental constant. God must have intelligently designed the world so that the shit floats to the top.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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Man I'm in a funk. I just want this fucking circus to be over so I can disengage from politics and society for good(ish). One more sleep and I don't have to think about this shit (other than how the new ultra conservative policies directly effect me) ever again.
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I have decided to vote for the Sex Party.
More bang for your buck.
More bang for your buck.
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