What did this man need that he didn't have?
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Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
He could have clubbed them to death with a copy of "Atlas Shrugged."
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Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
Pocket nuke? Suicidal overkill ya?rEvolutionist wrote:A nuke.
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
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Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
Hehehe!rEvolutionist wrote:A nuke.
Nah, really he just needs a diversion, some bait to attract the dogs.
Seth maybe ?
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Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
It would take a pretty incredible shot to be able to shoot into a roiling mass of five dogs ripping at a kid... and not hit the kid. And, even a crack marksman would be fucking reckless to try it. A baseball bat would be far more useful in that circumstance.
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Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
Here are the instructions: Draw pistol. Place muzzle of pistol against dog's body or head but not pointed at self. Release safety. Pull trigger. Repeat four more times. A child could do it.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:It would take a pretty incredible shot to be able to shoot into a roiling mass of five dogs ripping at a kid... and not hit the kid. And, even a crack marksman would be fucking reckless to try it. A baseball bat would be far more useful in that circumstance.

By the way, the "kid" was 25 years old. Derp!
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
He needed love. But he could have used peanut butter.
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Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?

The latest fad is a poverty social. Every woman must wear calico,
and every man his old clothes. In addition each is fined 25 cents if
he or she does not have a patch on his or her clothing. If these
parties become a regular thing, says an exchange, won't there be
a good chance for newspaper men to shine?
The Silver State. 1894.
and every man his old clothes. In addition each is fined 25 cents if
he or she does not have a patch on his or her clothing. If these
parties become a regular thing, says an exchange, won't there be
a good chance for newspaper men to shine?
The Silver State. 1894.
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Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
Seth could be right.
I think I'm going to start carrying a gun, just in case I come across someone being attacked by five pit bulls.
Although I doubt if I'll come across that, more than once a day.
Come to think of it, I've NEVER come across anyone being attacked by five pit bulls.
Come to think of it, I've never come across anyone being attacked by one dog, of any breed.
Come to think of it, the gun might get me into trouble. I might doze off one day, and someone might take it and shoot me with it..
Come to think of it, there's more chance of an accident with the gun, than coming across someone being attacked by any number of pit bulls.
Come to think of it, it was a fucking stupid idea.
I think I'm going to start carrying a gun, just in case I come across someone being attacked by five pit bulls.
Although I doubt if I'll come across that, more than once a day.
Come to think of it, I've NEVER come across anyone being attacked by five pit bulls.
Come to think of it, I've never come across anyone being attacked by one dog, of any breed.
Come to think of it, the gun might get me into trouble. I might doze off one day, and someone might take it and shoot me with it..
Come to think of it, there's more chance of an accident with the gun, than coming across someone being attacked by any number of pit bulls.
Come to think of it, it was a fucking stupid idea.
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Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
A lady dog, cartoon style, with boobs, lipstick and a ribbon.
Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
For you, yes, absolutely it's a stupid idea because you demonstrate an incapacity to safely possess a gun.mistermack wrote:Seth could be right.
I think I'm going to start carrying a gun, just in case I come across someone being attacked by five pit bulls.
Although I doubt if I'll come across that, more than once a day.
Come to think of it, I've NEVER come across anyone being attacked by five pit bulls.
Come to think of it, I've never come across anyone being attacked by one dog, of any breed.
Come to think of it, the gun might get me into trouble. I might doze off one day, and someone might take it and shoot me with it..
Come to think of it, there's more chance of an accident with the gun, than coming across someone being attacked by any number of pit bulls.
Come to think of it, it was a fucking stupid idea.
That incapacity is hardly universal...or even widespread.
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
A beaker full of female-in-heat bitch urine. Pull cork, throw beaker, run like hell the other way.Trinity wrote:A lady dog, cartoon style, with boobs, lipstick and a ribbon.
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
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Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
Given that it is much more likely that I'll happen upon a house fire than a mad-dog attack, I should probably carry a fire extinguisher around with me. But then, I live near a lot of canals and someone might fall in. I'll carry a life-ring and rope. Damn it, there are a also a lot of a) cats and b) trees. Ladder, that's the ticket. In fact,there are so many potential problems, all of them much more likely than a gun-resolvable mad-dog attack, that I think I'm going to have to buy a van to carry all my gear around in.
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Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
A group of friends who were much slower than him...
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That's the old two friends and the bear joke reworked.JimC wrote:A group of friends who were much slower than him...

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