The New Stilts

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The New Stilts

Post by cronus » Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:02 pm

I've got this invention consisting of high power gyros like in a segway combined with stilt technology and pneumatics to make ultra agile hi-tech stilts raising height whilst there is no loss of balance and the ability to be sprightly with stuff including base jumping. I need a £150,000 to get it realised. You've got the money and I've got the brains. :tup:
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Re: The New Stilts

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:09 pm

Send me your account details and $500 dollars to let me know you are genuine, and I will deposit my life savings into your account.
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Re: The New Stilts

Post by Woodbutcher » Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:36 pm

The police want you to return those brains. The original owner needs them back, or he is domed to remain a libertarian....
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