
The New Stilts
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The New Stilts
I've got this invention consisting of high power gyros like in a segway combined with stilt technology and pneumatics to make ultra agile hi-tech stilts raising height whilst there is no loss of balance and the ability to be sprightly with stuff including base jumping. I need a £150,000 to get it realised. You've got the money and I've got the brains. 

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Re: The New Stilts
Send me your account details and $500 dollars to let me know you are genuine, and I will deposit my life savings into your account.
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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Re: The New Stilts
The police want you to return those brains. The original owner needs them back, or he is domed to remain a libertarian....
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