English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

[Rum]

Here's one of the non-lethal varieties.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Non-lethal? That a heart-attack on a plate!

[cronus]

There's nothing except sugar holding that thing together. Looks like a fragmentation risk to me.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

There's nothing except sugar holding that thing together. Looks like a fragmentation risk to me.

And there's more than one. Who needs more than one tasty crunchy sweetie?

[klr]

The wooden sticks inside ice lollies.

Just sayin'

Damn right - you could choke on them.

[rainbow]

There's nothing except sugar holding that thing together. Looks like a fragmentation risk to me.

And there's more than one. Who needs more than one tasty crunchy sweetie?

I can see how this could be fashioned into a Ninja-star shape.

I applaud the English for nipping this in the bud, as it were.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Obvious problem is obvious. Take two triangles. Overlap them. Star of David. Clearly the Mossad is behind this.

[Faithfree]

Obvious problem is obvious. Take two triangles. Overlap them. Star of David. Clearly the Mossad is behind this.

It's a plot by the Illuminati!

[hadespussercats]

Here's one of the non-lethal varieties.

That is a granola bar.

This is a flapjack:


Everyone here is nuts.

[FBM]

Sheesh - next they'll be banning guns in school!

Only the ones with sharp corners.

[Rum]

Here's one of the non-lethal varieties.

That is a granola bar.

This is a flapjack:


Everyone here is nuts.

Clearly false Merican speak!

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Here's one of the non-lethal varieties.

That is a granola bar.

This is a flapjack:


Everyone here is nuts.

They are obviously Scotch Pancakes and they don't contain nuts!

[hadespussercats]

What exactly is flappy about this jack?

That brick couldn't flap if it tried.

[hadespussercats]

Although now I understand how these so-called flapjacks wound up triangle-shaped in the first place.

[klr]

What exactly is flappy about this jack?

That brick couldn't flap if it tried.

That's still dangerous. If the corners don't get you, the coronary damage will.

EDIT: I see that's a Granola bar. Tell you how much I know about health food.