English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by Rum » Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:59 am

Here's one of the non-lethal varieties.

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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:51 am

Non-lethal? That a heart-attack on a plate!
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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by cronus » Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:03 am

There's nothing except sugar holding that thing together. Looks like a fragmentation risk to me. :coffee:
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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:07 am

Scrumple wrote:There's nothing except sugar holding that thing together. Looks like a fragmentation risk to me. :coffee:
And there's more than one. Who needs more than one tasty crunchy sweetie?
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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by klr » Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:28 am

Rum wrote:The wooden sticks inside ice lollies.

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Damn right - you could choke on them.

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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by rainbow » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:11 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Scrumple wrote:There's nothing except sugar holding that thing together. Looks like a fragmentation risk to me. :coffee:
And there's more than one. Who needs more than one tasty crunchy sweetie?
I can see how this could be fashioned into a Ninja-star shape.

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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:14 am

Obvious problem is obvious. Take two triangles. Overlap them. Star of David. Clearly the Mossad is behind this.
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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by Faithfree » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:55 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Obvious problem is obvious. Take two triangles. Overlap them. Star of David. Clearly the Mossad is behind this.
It's a plot by the Illuminati! :hairfire:

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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by hadespussercats » Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:26 pm

Rum wrote:Here's one of the non-lethal varieties.

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That is a granola bar.

This is a flapjack:
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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by FBM » Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:34 pm

Rum wrote:Sheesh - next they'll be banning guns in school!
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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by Rum » Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:44 pm

hadespussercats wrote:
Rum wrote:Here's one of the non-lethal varieties.

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That is a granola bar.

This is a flapjack:
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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:20 pm

hadespussercats wrote:
Rum wrote:Here's one of the non-lethal varieties.

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That is a granola bar.

This is a flapjack:
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They are obviously Scotch Pancakes and they don't contain nuts! :roll:
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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by hadespussercats » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:16 pm

What exactly is flappy about this jack?
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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by hadespussercats » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:17 pm

Although now I understand how these so-called flapjacks wound up triangle-shaped in the first place.
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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by klr » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:27 pm

hadespussercats wrote:What exactly is flappy about this jack?
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That brick couldn't flap if it tried.
That's still dangerous. If the corners don't get you, the coronary damage will.

EDIT: I see that's a Granola bar. Tell you how much I know about health food. :hmph:
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