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Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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Afternoon Delight At Tiffany's
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Bareback in the Park
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Great war porn:
Boned on the Fourth of July
Masturbator and Commander
Patton the Ass
Das Boob
Sergeant Pork
Paths of Glory Hole
Boned on the Fourth of July
Masturbator and Commander
Patton the Ass
Das Boob
Sergeant Pork
Paths of Glory Hole
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Fiddler and the rufie.
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Dick Day Afternoon
The green careening planet
spins blindly in the dark
so close to annihilation.
Listen. No one listens. Meow.
spins blindly in the dark
so close to annihilation.
Listen. No one listens. Meow.
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Hannah and her Blisters
The green careening planet
spins blindly in the dark
so close to annihilation.
Listen. No one listens. Meow.
spins blindly in the dark
so close to annihilation.
Listen. No one listens. Meow.
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Coito is far too into this! Just sayin'...
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As a sequel to Clone wars...
"Debbie does Debbie"
"Debbie does Debbie"
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Should have been "Life of Hairpie."hadespussercats wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:Life Of Pie.Too easy!
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Insertion.
Zero Dick Dirty. (All Girl)
Silver Linings Jizzfest
Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence in the house of God. (Niche costume fetish)_
The Masturbator.
Cumwhores of the Southern Wilds.
Priapus. (prequel to the Analize Series)
Djanjo unsheathed.
The Dark Knob Rises.
Men in Black Sluts.
Wrath of the Tits.
Snow White and the Cuntsmen.
Zero Dick Dirty. (All Girl)
Silver Linings Jizzfest
Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence in the house of God. (Niche costume fetish)_
The Masturbator.
Cumwhores of the Southern Wilds.
Priapus. (prequel to the Analize Series)
Djanjo unsheathed.
The Dark Knob Rises.
Men in Black Sluts.
Wrath of the Tits.
Snow White and the Cuntsmen.
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